这里 是伦敦西区
This is the west end of London.
打十七世纪起
Since the 17th century,
此处的剧院就在承办大型戏剧
theaters here have been housing great plays,
大型演出和大型表演
great productions, and great performances.
许多戏剧的首演就是在这里
Here, we have the first nights of such plays
诸如《造谣学校》
as "School for scandal,"
《查理的姑姑》
"Charlie's aunt,"
以及《圣女贞德》
And "Saint Joan."
近年不少演员的事业在此起步
Here in recent years, began the careers of such actors
诸如诺埃尔·考沃德
as Noel Coward,
劳伦斯·奥利弗爵士
Sir Laurence Olivier
以及彼德·奥图
and Peter O'Toole.
这里始终保持着剧院的优良传统
Here have been maintained
the brightest traditions of the theater.
1961年5月10日
On may 10, 1961
四位年轻人在此崭露头角
4 young men burst onto this scene.
出身牛津剑桥的他们
Coming up from Oxford and Cambridge universities,
在首演时创造了历史
they made history on that opening night.
他们是一部小型滑稽剧的作者与全部演员
They were the authors and entire company of a small revue.
这部剧用一种无法无天而美妙的眼光
And it took a wild and wonderful look
审视了他们周边的世界
at the world around them.
今夜 我们呈上这部剧的最后一场演出
Tonight, we present the final performance of that production.
这部剧始于此处——
A production that began here,
伦敦西区
in London's west end.
今夜 我们将献上著名的伦敦与百老汇滑稽剧
Tonight, we present a gala farewell performance
of the famous London and Broadway revue
《边缘之外》的告别演出
"Beyond the Fringe."
原班人马参演：
With the original cast of
阿兰·本奈特
Alan Bennett,
彼得·库克
Peter Cook,
乔纳森·米勒
Jonathan Miller
以及 达德利·摩尔
and Dudley Moore.
胡翻乱译 : 老四插千
海外乡思 Home Thoughts from Abroad
*美国国歌《星光灿烂的旗帜》
很好 很好
Very good. Very good.
很好 巴菲 你弹得近乎完美了
Very good, Buffy, you've almost got it.
是啊
Yes.
你什么时候去美国啊？
When are you off to America?
呃 我过几天就去 基思
Ah, I'm going in the next couple of days there, Keith.
所以我想我最好温习下《星光灿烂的旗帜》
So I thought I better brush up my "star-spangled banner."
是啊
Yes.
你非会不可
Well, you have to.
不能不会弹这曲子
You have to be able to play that.
要不他们不给你办签证
Otherwise, they won't give you a visa.
过于难为人了这
Terribly sticky about that.
托斯卡尼尼(意大利指挥家)等了一年又一年
Toscanini waited for years and years.
插一句 他们的做法可以理解
Mind you, you can see their point of view.
要是他们没了这些规章制度
If they didn't have these regulations
那什么贱民就都能入境了
Any old riff-raff could get in.
是啊
Yeah.
他们已经有不少贱民了是吧
They got a lot of riff-raff there already, haven't they?
这就是第一件震惊你的事
That's the first thing that'll strike you.
你是说贱民们吗？
The--the riff-raff, you mean?
不 巴菲 关于美国人的第一件震惊你的事
No, Buffy. The first thing that'll strike you about the Americans
就是他们不是英国人
is they're not English.
他们当然不是英国人 他们是美国人
Of course they're not English. They're Americans.
我是说他们不是英国人
What I mean is, they're not English.
他们没英国血统
They're not of English stock.
看看他们的名字就知道了
I mean, you only have to look at the names.
利夫卡维茨、瑞博维茨、凡士林
Lifkovitz, Ribblevitz, Vaseline.
*前两个都是犹太姓氏
这些可不是英国人名
Those are not English names.
他们曾经是
They used to be.
不 他们从来不是
No, they never were.
我是说 那儿曾经有很浓的英国血统
I mean, there used to be very good English stock there,
盎格鲁-撒克逊血统
Anglo-Saxons.
- 清教徒 - 正是
- Puritan. - Exactly,
是自由女神像让形势开始恶化的
it was the statue of liberty started the rot.
怎么回事？
How was that?
你看 他们把女神像立起来了
Well, you see, they put up the statue,
我是说 女神像挺好看的
I mean, it's a lovely statue.
- 挺好看的 - 挺漂亮的
- It's a lovely statue... - Beautiful statue.
然后呢 某个理想主义者在底座上刻字
Then, some idealistic Johnny went and inscribed on the bottom
写的都是什么...
all this business about, uh...
将你贫贱的、瑟缩着的民众交给我吧
Give me your poor, your huddled masses.
*出自Emma Lazarus的十四行诗《新巨人》
当然了
But of course,
这些人真就去了
people did.
瑟缩着的民众抓住了机会
The huddled masses leapt at the opportunity.
他们成群结队地来了
They came over in droves.
像兔子一样繁殖
Bred like rabbits.
像苍蝇一样死去
Died like flies.
还像野火一样扩散
And spread like wildfire.
那地方就像个泥潭
The whole place was swamps.
那儿难道没有非常严重的肤色问题吗？
Isn't there a very serious color problem over there?
有是有 但你不会有任何麻烦的
Yes, there is, but you won't have any difficulty.
我觉得仅是非黑即白地看待肤色问题有点危险
I think there is a bit of real danger
seeing the color problem simply in terms of black and white.
它比那要复杂得多
It is a lot more complicated than that.
但我推测黑人们正席卷(清扫)全国
But I gather the negroes are sweeping the country.
对的 他们确实是在
Yes, so they are.
这大概是他们唯一能得到的工作了
It's about the only job they can get.
而且他们还很擅长这个
And very well they do it, too.
我听说他们穿的这个"Black Muslin"又是什么？
And what's all this black muslin I hear they're wearing?
*一场黑人运动，直译为平纹细布
不 巴菲
No, Buffy.
他们不穿它 他们加入它
They're not wearing it, they're joining it.
它是场运动 而不是种布料
It's a movement rather than a cloth.
当然了 巴菲 关于美国你会注意到一件事
Of course, Buffy, one thing you will notice about America
那就是它是个非常年轻的国家
that's it's a very young country.
这点上挺像加纳的
Rather like Ghana in that respect.
*加纳共和国于1960年成立，此时仅过去四年
自然 他们继承了我们的两党制 对吧？
Of course, they have inherited our 2-party system, haven't they?
此话怎讲？
How does that work?
让我捋一捋啊
Well, let me see now.
他们有共和党吧
They've got the republican party, you see,
等同于我们的保守党
which is the equivalent of our conservative party.
然后还有民主党
And then there's the democratic party,
等同于我们的保守党
which is the equivalent of our conservative party.
再然后 当然还有自由党
And then, of course, there are the liberals
也就是...呃...
in the shape of people like, um...
Well...
对
Yes.
自由党人是民主或共和主义者吗？
Are the liberals democrats or republicans?
是
Yes.
我是说
I mean...
他们哪个方便来哪个
As is convenient for them.
哦 我懂了 明白
Oh, I see, yes.
当然你知道的 美国人一定特眼红咱们的皇室 对吧？
Of course, you know, the Americans must be
Frightfully jealous of our royal family, right?
只是有种感觉
Except there is a sense, in which
女王就是总统
The queen is the president
而首相则是集于一身
And the prime minister all rolled into one.
一身什么？
One what?
正是
Exactly.
这就是美国宪法的困境所在
That's the whole dilemma of the American constitution.
话说我认为他干得很不错了
Mind you, I think he's doing an awfully good job.
他还是个非常有教养的人
He's a very cultivated fellow, too.
*时任美国总统为林登·贝恩斯·约翰逊
非常有教养
Very cultivated.
我知道他正逐步联合先锋人士
Yes, I understand he's taking steps to federalize the avant garde.
很让人兴奋的想法
Exciting concept.
当然了 巴菲 你会注意到美国人 上帝保佑他们
Of course, Buffy, one thing you will
notice about the Americans, god bless them,
他们对性事幼稚得很
that's they're terribly naive about sex.
何种方式？
In what way?
正是
Exactly.
他们...
They're--
他们对待性事很幼稚
They're terribly naive about it.
我是说 他们想到性就是金发女郎
I mean, they think of sex in terms of beautiful blonde women
大波 粉肤 蓝眼睛...
with huge breasts and pink skin and blue eyes and...
可悲啊
Pathetic.
可悲
[all talking at once] Pathetic.
可悲极了
Absolutely pathetic.
你怎么看待性呢？
How do you think of sex?
实际上 我不去想
I don't, actually.
至少我尽量不想
At least, I try not to.
不然就会开始意淫大波粉肤的金发女郎
Otherwise, I start thinking of beautiful blonde women
with huge breasts and pink skin.
真可悲
Pathetic, yes.
可悲啊可悲
Pathetic, pathetic.
当然你不得不佩服美国人 知道吗
Of course, you have to admire the Americans, you know.
他们确实有所信仰
They really do have something to believe in, you see.
他们确实信仰反共主义
They really do believe in anticommunism.
我天 希望咱英国也能有像这样积极的信仰
God, I wish we had a positive faith like that in England, you know.
那儿不是有不少贫民吗？
Isn't there a lot of poverty over there?
有是有 但幸运的是 全被集中到贫民窟里去了
There is, but luckily it's all been concentrated In the slum areas.
这...
It's uh...
这活儿干得挺漂亮的 你几乎都注意不到
It's beautifully done. You'd scarcely notice it.
你要去美国哪儿啊？
Where are you going in America?
我先要去纽约
I'm going to New York first.
当然 你得记住了
Of course, you must remember
纽约不是美国
New York isn't America.
此话怎讲？
What is it then?
纽约就是纽约 它可不是美国
New York is New York, it's not America.
它不是美国
It's not America.
你要想看看美国 那得去南部
If you want to see America, you ought to go to the south.
南部挺吸引人的 但它不是美国
South's charming, but it's not America.
它不是美国 不是
It's not America, no.
那还有华盛顿呢
Now, there's Washington, of course.
那儿开始有种巴黎风情了
That's sort of set in a Parisian atmosphere.
无疑也不是美国
It's certainly not America.
不是美国 当然洛杉矶也很迷人
It's not America. Of course, Los Angeles is fascinating
可还是没有旧金山美国
But it's not America anymore than San Francisco.
而那儿也不是美国
And that's not America.
还有西部呢 当然
There's the west, of course
- 那儿可相当刺激了 - 相当刺激
- Now, that's very exciting. - Very exciting.
也不是美国
It's not America.
还有北部呢 北美
And there's the north, North America
可 那就是加拿大了
But that's Canada.
我是说 不是美国呀
I mean, not America.
不是美国
Not America.
美国到底在哪儿呀？
Where is America?
科德角吧 我觉得
The cape, I think.
在马萨诸塞州
Massachusetts.
对 那儿只是有点英国味儿
Yes. That's just a little bit of England.
这才叫美国嘛！
That's America!
王室包厢 Royal Box
不了 我就不拿节目单了 多谢了
No, I won't have a program, thank you very much.
打扰了 T？
Excuse me, T?
好的谢谢 加奶加糖
Yes, please. Milk and sugar,
再来几块水果蛋糕
and a couple of slices of fruitcake.
不 这是T吗？这是T吗？
No. Is this T? Is this T?
是T排吗 我是问
Row T, here.
哦
Oh.
抱歉 我还以为你问我要不要来杯茶(tea)
Sorry. I thought you were asking If I wanted a cup of tea.
对的 这是T排1、2、3座
Yes, this is T1, 2, and 3.
我坐T2
I'm T2.
- 我坐T3 -借过
- I'm T3. - Excuse me.
真抱歉来这么晚
I'm very sorry, coming in late like this.
我打不着出租车
I couldn't get hold of a taxi.
都晚上这时候了嘛
You know how it is this time of night.
太讨人厌了
Absolutely ghastly.
太讨人厌了
Absolutely ghastly.
- 太讨人厌了 - 真讨人厌
- Absolutely ghastly. - It's ghastly.
可讨人厌了对吧？太讨人厌了
Isn't it ghastly? Absolutely ghastly.
确实讨人厌
It's just ghastly, yes.
讨人厌 但是当然了 先生
Ghastly business, but of course, you know
你只错过了大约三分半的序曲
You've only missed about 3 1/2 minutes of the overture, sir.
这段序曲实际上有七分半长呢
It's a 7 1/2-minute overture, actually.
你之前看过这表演是吗？
You've seen the show before, have you?
对啊对啊 我看过这表演了
Oh, yes, yes. I've seen this show
让我想想啊...
Let me see now...
呃 有三百...
Uh, 300 and...
等下 我撒个谎哈
No, wait a minute. I tell a lie.
Um
二百三十七次
237 times.
二百三十七次？一定算得上什么纪录了
237 times? It must be some sort of a record.
你这么喜欢这表演的吗？
Are you that fond of the show?
噢没有没有 这表演真心不是我的款
Oh, no, no. It's not my sort of a show at all, really.
那你怎么还老是来看？
Why on earth do you keep coming?
这个嘛 是因为王室啦
Well, you see, it's the royal family.
这两者 有什么联系吗？
Are they in some way connected?
不不 你看 我在报纸上看到说
No, no. You see, I read in the newspapers
王室计划着要来这家剧院 知道吧
That the royal family was planning a visit to this theater, you see.
所以自然而然 我就来了
So naturally, I came along.
看见上面那儿了没？
Now, you see up there?
- 看见了 - 那儿被称作"王室包厢"
- Yes. -That is what they call the royal box.
那就是王室包厢是吗？
That's the royal box, is it?
- 显然是王室包厢 - 王室包厢啊
- Obviously royal box, yes. - The royal box.
是的 先生您看见了吗？
That's right. Have you seen it, sir?
上面那儿就是王室包厢
That's the royal box up there, you see.
那儿就是君主来剧院时坐的地方
That is where your crowned heads will sit
when they come to the theater.
王室包厢
The royal box.
对的 他很清楚对吧？
Yes, yes, he's got it, hasn't he?
我想咱们都清楚了
I think we all have, yes.
但我觉得 不知道你注意到没有啊
But I think--I don't know if you've noticed.
呃
Um
里面没坐着王室成员啊
There's no royalty in it.
是的 我注意到了
Yes, I have noticed that.
你注意到了 眼很尖啊你
You noticed that. You're very quick, you know.
你看 压根儿就没有王室的人
You see, there's no royal people there at all.
一个也没
None.
没有王室要人真的光临了王室包厢
There is no royal personage actually gracing the royal box
当然了 除非 他们都蹲下了
Unless of course they're crouching.
但是...
But, um...
我是说 那就不算王室了吧？
I mean, that wouldn't be royalty, would it?
蹲下的话就不算
Not crouching, no.
对 蹲着不算
No, not on the crouch.
确实不会蹲着的
Not actually on the crouch.
他们不太会做那种事
They don't go into that very much.
他们雇专人替他们干这活的
They have people to do that for them, you know.
是不是有支军团叫皇家蹲兵团来着？
Isn't there a regiment called the royal crouchers?
皇家孟加拉蹲兵团 是的
The royal Bengal crouchers, yes.
一群好男儿
A fine body of men.
哦 一群好蹲兵
Oh, fine body of crouchers.
蹲姿完美无瑕
Wonderful crouching.
他们是怎么得名的？
How did they get their name?
实际上是因为他们的制服
It was their uniform that did it, actually.
哦明白了 是一种特制的蹲服是吗？
Oh, I see. It's a special crouching uniform, was it?
并非有意如此的
It wasn't designed that way
但制服上的部分装备中有
But part of the accoutrements
在胸前挂着的礼仪勋章
of the uniform was ceremonial medals, which hung from the chest.
和他们在大腿上戴的礼仪袜带
and ceremonial garters which they wore about their thigh.
有时候勋章会
Occasionally, the medals used to
挂到袜带
catch up in the garters,
迫使他们摆出"尊次"来
forcing them in to positione crouchado.
就是传统的蹲姿
Traditional crouching position.
当时是不是维多利亚女王经过来着？
Wasn't queen Victoria passing by at the time?
对 确实是
She was, yes.
有个当兵的陷入了这个...
One of them got into this...
蹲着的窘境中
crouching predicament.
她看见了很喜欢
She liked what she saw.
我喜欢 保持住
I like that. Keep it.
然后他们就一蹲不起直至今日
And they've been crouching ever since.
这是最近使用王室特权的一个例子
It's one of the last instances of the use of the royal prerogative.
-是吗？ -是啊
- Is it? - It is, yes.
当然了 维多利亚女王用了不少王室特权 对吧？
Of course, queen Victoria, used the royal prerogative
a great deal, didn't she?
- 有吗？ - 有的
- Did she? - Yes, she did.
我想有些人会说她滥用特权了
I think some people would say she overused it.
- 他们会这么说？ - 是啊 会的
- Would they? - They would, yes.
我想其他人会说她没充分利用特权
Yes, I think others would say she underused it.
是啊 我想大多数人会说
Yes, I think most people would say
这压根儿不算个事儿
Absolutely nothing at all.
他们会这么说？
Would they?
是啊 实际上我想我就是
Yes, I think that's me, actually.
真心算不上什么要紧的问题 不是吗？
It's not a burning issue anymore, really, is it?
- 是啊 算不上 - 但是...
- No, not anymore. - But...
但是当然了 我上周二在这儿
Of course you know, I was here last Tuesday.
你指定猜不到我看见谁了
You'll never guess who I saw.
我不知道你看见谁了
I have no idea who you saw.
你指定猜不到我看见谁了
You'll never guess who I saw.
我对你看见谁毫无兴趣
Haven't the remotest interest in who you saw.
接茬嘛 假装一下啦
Oh, go on. Play.
哦好吧 不管了 反正我会告诉你
Oh, well, never mind. I'll tell you anyway.
我看见了格拉斯顿伯里的女公爵
I saw the duchess of Glastonbury.
格拉斯顿伯里的女公爵是吗？
The duchess of Glastonbury, eh?
哇哦 你可真走运
Whoopee. Lucky on you.
但是当然 她不是 你怎么叫的
But, of course, she's not what you'd call
王室的人 对吧？
A regal person, is she?
我不认为她是王室的人
Not what I'd call a regal person
不 她是个贵族而不是王室的人
No, she's a noble person rather than regal.
她是贵族 确实 不是王室的
She's a noble. No, she's not regal.
她是贵族 没错
She's noble, yes.
对 不是王室的
Yes, she isn't regal.
她不是王室的 是贵族 这就够好了不是吗？
She is not regal, no, she's noble. That's good enough, isn't it?
当然你知道的 她是位保养很好的女性
Of course, she's a wonderfully preserved woman.
她84了 知道吧
You know, she's 84.
她84了吗？
Is she 84?
看着可不像 她看着差不多79
She doesn't look it. She looks about 79.
一定是最近使用王室特权的一个例子
Must be one of the last instances of the use of the royal preservative.
怎么讲？
What is that?
他们是抹了什么特制的护肤霜吗？
Is that some special cream they wear on themselves?
怎么说？
What is that?
不 这是个笑话
No, it's a joke.
笑话？
A joke?
是啊
Yeah.
你刚才是在讲笑话？
You were making a joke?
对啊 我讲了个笑话
Yes, I made a joke.
- 一个滑稽有趣的东西？ - 嗯
- A humorous thing? - Hm.
哦我懂了 那...
Oh, I see. Well, um...
哈哈哈
Ha ha ha.
非常棒
Jolly good.
很高兴你能喜欢
Glad you enjoyed it.
我一直都喜欢好笑话
I always enjoy a good joke
前提是听懂了
As soon as I know about it.
下回我会多给你点提醒的
I'll give you a bit more warning next time.
又是个笑话对吗？
That's another joke, is it?
不 那是反话
No, that's irony.
哦 对啊
Oh, yes.
此外当然还有讽刺挖苦
Then of course, there's sarcasm
通常紧接着就是喉咙挨上一拳
Which is normally followed by a punch up the throat.
对 我不喜欢那个
Yes, I don't care for that.
是啊 那滋味可不好受
No, it's not so good, no.
但是当然了 你知道的
But of course, you know
我对某天晚上王室出现在此处
I am hoping against hope that
one night the royal family will turn up here
并让我被迫观看这糟糕透顶的表演的每晚变得有意义
And make my having to sit through this rotten, awful show
仍怀有一丝希望
Every night worthwhile.
你是不是想说 你每晚花上15先令
Do you really mean to say, you spend 15 shillings every night
就是指着撞大运 好看上一眼王室？
Just on the off-chance you may catch a glimpse of the royal family?
这个嘛 他们也不值一英镑啊
Well, they're not worth a pound.
*一英镑等于二十先令
人咬上帝 Man Bites God
*源于man bites dog人咬狗，就是常说的狗咬人不是新闻，人咬狗才是
时间
The time--
时间是七点整
The time is 7:00.
承蒙上帝与英国广播公司的恩典
By the Grace of God and the British Broadcasting Corporation,
我们为您带来《总在星期天》
We bring you "Always on a Sunday"!
讲的是一个正在发展的教派
A program of religion on the move.
灯光亮起来！
Let there be light!
若你宝贝委屈你
If your baby does you wrong,
忍气再吞声
Turn the other cheek.
忍啊忍啊忍啊忍
Keep it turning, turning, turning.
爱人应该如爱己
Love thy neighbor as thyself,
忍气再吞声
Turn the other cheek.
要是法律刁难你
Now if the law starts getting stro-o-o-ppy,
别当自己太蠢笨
Don't think you are so-o-o-ppy
假使你 忍气吞声
If you'll turn the other cheek.
哦忍啊忍啊忍啊忍...
Oh, keep it turning, turning, turning...
很好 很好
Jolly good, jolly good.
够了！停下！
Stop! Stop!
这歌真是好极妙极
It was absolutely spiffing.
让我用脚打起拍子
It really had my feet tapping.
现在该说道说道上帝了
Now let's get down to God.
上帝啊上帝
God! God!
他是谁？
Who is He,
他在哪儿？
where is He?
以及最重要的 为什么是他？
and above all, why is He--
当然还有 为什么他是最重要的？
and of course why is He above all?
你有什么关于上帝的问题要问吗 达德利？
You've got any questions you'd like to fire off about God, Dudley?
呃是的牧师
Uh, yes, well, Vicar--
噢别叫我牧师
Oh, now don't call me Vicar--
叫我傻叉！
call me Dick--
我就是那样的牧师
That's the sort of Vicar I am!
呃
Uh...
好吧 呃 傻叉师
Yes, well, uh, Dicker.
有件事一直困扰着我
One thing has always been a great mystery to me,
那就是全能的神的确切年龄
and that is the exact age of the Almighty.
我是说 上帝多大了啊？
I mean, how old is God?
上帝多大了？
How old is God?
上帝多大了？
How old is God?
多大上帝了？
God, how old is he?
上多了大帝？
Oh, god, how is he?
好 非常好 对
That's very good. Jolly good, yes.
好 很好
Good. Jolly good.
好 对
Good. Yes.
噢上帝啊 这个...
Oh, god. Well...
这个其实不是年龄的问题
It isn't really a question of age with God,
知道吗达德利
you see, Dudley.
因为上帝是永恒的
Because, you see, God is ageless.
也就是说他很古老了
That's to say he's age-old.
换句话说 他很老了
He's old age if you like.
事实上呢 上帝与你我一模一样
In fact, God is exactly the same as you or I.
这也是我一直想传达给你们这些
That's the message I'm trying to get across to you youngsters
在我的码头区圣杰克小教区的救生船上的年轻人的信息
down at my little dockland parish of St. Jack in the lifeboat.
我认为 我认为我们应当马上摆脱这种古板的观念
You see, I think we've got to get right away from this stuffy old idea
不能再认为上帝是什么神圣非凡的东西了
of thinking of God as something holy or divine.
一旦我们能做到这个
Once we can do that, once we can do that,
就会让你们这些小年轻扭头涌入教堂
we'll get you youngsters flooding back into the churches.
这我非常确定
I know that for sure.
接着是 阿兰
Now, Alan.
你好啊阿兰
Hello there, Alan.
闭嘴！
Shut up!
阿兰 跟我讲讲
Alan, tell me,
圣经里有没有什么让你反感起宗教的？
is there anything in the bible which actually puts you off religion?
好的 确实有
Yes, there is actually--
抱歉阿兰
Excuse me, Alan——
阿兰 咱们能以后再说罗德妻子的事儿吗？
No, Alan, do you mind, can we leave Lot's wife till later?
*罗德的妻子在逃离正被毁灭的索多玛时，回头一望便被化为盐柱
多谢了
Thank you very much.
在对这本著作的研习过程中 傻叉师
During my studies of the good work, Dicker,
我对新约中的残忍暴力感到很震惊
I was very shocked by all the cruelty
and violence in the new testament.
新约中的是吧？
In the new testament?
是的
Yes.
我知道旧约里有些打打闹闹
I knew there was some rough and tumble in the old.
我一直以为新约会温和点儿呢
I always thought the new was rather mild.
我觉得其中有些令人不快的内容
I thought there were some ghastly bits in it.
有的
There were.
例如那个很恐怖的例子
Take for example the horrible case
把针丢到骆驼的眼里
of shoving a needle up the eye of a camel.
*原句为骆驼穿过针眼比富人进天国都要容易
占了...
Take the, uh--
坦白讲 傻叉师
Frankly, uh, Dicker,
对我来讲 那就是不厚道地占哑巴牲口的便宜
that, to me, is taking unfair advantage of a dumb animal.
骆驼
Peter: Camel.
哑巴骆驼
A dumb camel.
谢了彼得 我的错
Thank you, Peter.I stand corrected.
这情景令人不快
It's, it's a ghastly sight.
沙漠之舟屹立在那儿
The ship of the desert standing there
眼上插着根针
with a needle up his eye.
而依我看
And if you ask me,
这就是压垮骆驼的最后一根稻草
that was the straw that broke the camel's back.
非常好 感谢提问
Jolly good, thak you very much.
停！停！
Stop! Stop!
我认为咱们这是在曲解上帝的话
I think we're putting words into God's mouth here.
我觉得咱们可以对这整件事睁只眼闭只眼
And I think we can turn a blind eye on the whole affair.
毕竟那骆驼也只能睁只眼了
After all the camel had to.
无论如何 很...
Anyway, I am...
很感谢你提起这件事 达德利
I am very grateful to you, Dudley, for bringing this up.
因为它大体上确实让我开始思考青少年暴力的问题
'Cause it does bring me to the whole problem
of teenage violence in general.
过去是总是说关于青少年与青少年犯罪的废话
There's been an awful lot of tommyrot about juvenile
and teenage violence,
但我认为咱们完全能利用这暴力
But I think we can actually use this violence
再把它传送给上帝
and channel it towards God.
事实上呢
In fact, in fact,
我的目标就是让这暴力
it's my aim to get this violence
从街区 转入教堂
off the streets and into the churches,
物归原"主"
where it belongs.
过去啊
In the old days,
过去人们常常以为圣人们都是虔诚的老软蛋
in the old days, people used to think of the saints
as pious old milksops--
他们可不是 可不是啊
well, they weren't. They weren't.
老圣人都是粗暴无牙...
The old saints were rough, toothless--
也没说错哈
as well.
他们是粗暴无情的流氓地痞
They were tough ruthless tearaways
他们目标明确
who knew where they were going.
马太马可路加和约翰
Matthew, Mark, Luke and John
一辈子心明眼亮
went through life with their heads screwed on.
出个门赤身裸体
went outside with nothing on
下河游泳...
and a bath--
非常感谢 这是...
Thank you very much. That's a...
这是首咱们都会唱的小诗歌
That's a little rhyme we all sing--
这些信条深深烙印脑海
and with these principles firmly in mind,
现在我们有了座朝气蓬勃的教堂
we've now got ourselves a young, vigorous church
像你们这样的小年轻能从街上走进那里
where youngsters like yourselves can come in off the streets,
勾搭个小妞儿 在过道跳个捷舞
pick up a chick, jive in the aisles,
尽情享乐一番
and really have yourselves a ball.
在这里 我们每夜玩耍至满屋是人
Down here, we are playing to packed houses every night,
当然星期天除外
except of course for the Sunday,
那天我们被迫关门
when we are forced to close our doors
因为主日仪式协会如此要求
because of the Lord's Day Observance Society.
T.E.劳伦斯 T.E. Lawrence
*即“阿拉伯的劳伦斯”
T.E.劳伦斯
T.E. Lawrence,
好汉与传说
the man and the myth.
哪个是好汉？
Which is man
哪个又是传说？
and which is myth?
这是真相？
Is this fact
抑或是谎言？
or is it lies?
何为事实？
What is truth
又何为不实？
and what is fable?
怜悯(鲁斯)在何处？
Where is ruth
梅布尔又在何处？
and where is Mabel?
这里面有些问题
To some of these questions,
我希望能给出答案
I hope to be able to provide the answer.
没有一个像我一样了解T.E.劳伦斯的人
No one who knew T.E. Lawrence as I did -
几乎没有
barely at all -
能不为他所深深折服
could fail but to be deeply impressed by him.
很少有人能成为他这样的
It is given to few men to become, as he did,
活着的传奇
a legend in his own lifetime.
在追寻那个传奇许久后
And it was in pursuit of that legend
我在1933年6月首次找到了他
that I first sought him out in June 1933
就在他的多塞特郡的云山上的小屋
at his cottage at Clouds Hill in Dorset.
那是个简陋的小屋
It was a simple cottage,
但我想我发现了劳伦斯的影子
but I thought I detected Lawrence's hand
在凹凸不平的粉墙上
in the rough whitewashed wall,
铺砌得结结实实的门阶上
the stout-paved doorstep
还有我轻轻敲叩的粗糙橡木门上
and the rough oak door upon which I knocked lightly.
门被...
It was opened...
门被一位矮小的 相当其貌不扬的人打开了
It was opened by a small, rather unprepossessing figure -
体型瘦小 一头金发
slight of frame, fair-haired -
红光满面 长了张小学生的脸
with the ruddy, gleaming face of a schoolboy.
还就是个小学生
It was a schoolboy.
我找错房子了
I had come to the wrong house.
我当然听说过劳伦斯
I knew, I knew of Lawrence, of course,
知道他在叙利亚的英勇事迹
from his exploits in Syria.
他在那儿隶属于英国远征军 不过关系不太密切
where he was attached though, none too deeply,
*实为阿拉伯义军
to the British Expeditionary Force.
操着一口流利的梵语
Speaking fluent Sanskrit,
*实为阿拉伯语
他和他的密友
he and his boon companion -
他的贴身阿拉伯仆人
his Arab body servant -
一位天生丽质的贝都因美男
an unmade Bedouin of great beauty--
他们四处大肆破坏土耳其的堤坝
They wreaked havoc among the Turkish levees.
奥润斯 阿拉伯人这么叫他
"Aurens," the arabs called him,
因为他们不会发L的音
for they are unable to pronounce "Ls".
不同于中国人
As distinct from the Chinese,
除此之外发不了什么别勒音
who can pronounce little else.
虽然没什么用吧 有趣的是可以推测
It is interesting - though fruitless - to speculate
若是命运将他带到了中国
that had fate taken him to China,
他就会被称为
he would have been known as
佬愣死
"Lollence."
也就是顺嘴一跑题吧
However, that is by the way.
“肖”或是“罗司”——劳伦斯之后如此自称
"Shaw", or "Ross" as Lawrence then called himself,
*成名后劳伦斯以假名Ross加入英国皇家空军并接受新兵训练 被识破后以二等兵Shaw的身份服务于坦克兵团，继而回到皇家空军
在1919年从东方回国
returned from the east in 1919.
他一直有脸皮薄的毛病
Shyness had always been a disease with him,
正是羞怯与对隐姓埋名的渴望使他伪装起自己
and it was shyness and a longing for anonymity
that made him disguise himself.
穿着阿拉伯王子式的华丽丝质白袍
Clad in the magnificent white silk robe of an Arab prince,
腰带里藏着把先知的后裔阿沙拉夫的金短弯刀
within his belt the short curved gold sword
of the asharaf descendants of the Prophet,
他希望能不声不响地穿过伦敦
he hoped to pass unnoticed through London.
可惜啊 他打错算盘了
Alas, he was mistaken.
“我是谁啊？”他绝望地哭诉
"Who am I?" he would cry despairingly.
“你是阿拉伯的劳伦斯”
"You are Lawrence of Arabia, "
路过的人打断了他 这么说道
passers-by would stop him and say,
“我赌一百块你是”
"...and I claim my five pounds."
有段时间他想以牛津万灵学院的学者的身份
For a while, he sought refuge in academic seclusion,
藏身于象牙塔中
as a fellow of All Souls at Oxford.
在这里他能与同龄的一些伟人平等相处
Here he could mix on equal terms
with some of the greatest men of his age.
但正如罗伯特·格雷夫斯所指出的
But as Robert Graves has pointed out,
*英国诗人、小说家，著有《劳伦斯与阿拉伯》，两人交情甚好
他无法忍受身体接触
he could not bear to be touched.
所以即便是与伟人们接触
So that even to rub shoulders with the great
也使他深感厌恶
filled him with deep loathing.
有人不愿谈论劳伦斯和他的身体
One hesitates to talk of Lawrence and his body,
因为他们俩形影不离
for they were inseparable.
他惧怕他的身体就如同野人惧怕黑夜
He feared his body as a savage fears the night.
他的身体就如同一头野兽
His body was a wild beast
需要被驯服被恐吓 直至屈服顺从
to be tamed and cowed into submission.
到我第一次认识他时
By the time I first knew him,
他已被打到皮肤都有了老鞭子的质感
it had been beaten and turned to the texture of an old whip.
曾经有人
There have been those--
曾经有 曾经有现在也有
there have been those, as there always are those
有些人说他的性格有点儿娘
who said that there was something feminine about his makeup.
但也不见得化化妆就是娘吧
But there is nothing essentially feminine about makeup.
*双关，makeup既有化妆也有性格的意思
而且他的...
And his was--
他的妆(性格)总是很淡(谨慎)
His was always so discreet.
我想起一件事情来
One incident comes back to me now.
我记得 有天晚上在万灵学院的活动室里
In Common Room one night at All Souls, I remember,
聊天聊到了第一次世界大战的起因
the conversation had turned to the origins of the First World War,
以及它与同性恋的难题间的关系
and its relation to the vexed question of homosexuality.
我看到劳伦斯身体前倾
I saw Lawrence lean forward,
“我不反对搞同性恋本身”
"I am not opposed to homosexuality per se,"
他平静地说道
he said quietly,
“只反对同性恋搞我”
"only per me."
传来一阵同意的低语
There was a murmur of agreement,
这话题也就到此为止了
and the subject was dropped.
但是人们能忘记他吗？
But can one ever forget him?
那瓷蓝色的双眼
Those China-blue eyes,
那近乎女孩儿的男孩儿身型
that boyish, almost girlish figure,
以及那傻乎乎的咯咯笑
And that silly, silly giggle.
他学校的男生们叫他——
The boys at his school had called him -
嘿嘿劳伦斯
"Tee Hee Lawrence."
而在他的认知中
And always the back of his hand,
在他脑海中
or the back of his mind
那声吃吃窃笑都将永远根植
there was that ready snigger.
波拉德 Bollard
不管怎么说吧 我就问他
Well, anyway, so I said to him,
我说 你们有淡紫色的背心吗？
I said, "Do you have vests in mauve?"
他说 我们不做淡紫色的背心
And he said, "No, we don't do vests in mauve."
于是我斥责道
So I said to him very sharply,
我说 你们不做淡紫色的背心？
I said "Don't you do vests in mauve?"
然后他说 是的
And he said, "No,"
所以我只好拿绿的将就了 林肯绿
so I had to settle for the green, the Lincoln green.
让我很生气
Made me mad.
我跟你讲哦 我真的气坏了
I have to tell you I was livid.
没关系啦 你穿绿的也好看
Never mind. You look lovely in green.
看着就像根葱 我觉得不错 因为...
You look like a spring onion. I think that's good, because...
你好啊亚瑟 今儿拍什么啊？
Hello. What have we got today, Arthur?
想不到吧~
Surprise, surprise.
今天咱们拍波拉德
Today we've got Bollard.
波拉德？什么呀？听着挺刺激啊
Bollard? What? Sounds exciting.
是什么呀？
What is it?
是香烟
Cigarettes.
哦 香烟烟啊
Ooh, ciggy-wiggies.
男人们好啊
Hello, men.
真抱歉我迟到了
I'm so sorry I'm late.
在美发店耽搁了一会儿
I got held up at the hairdresser.
哦我都没法儿告诉你我有多担心
Oh, I was so worried about it, I can't tell you.
他剪啊剪个不停 我就说 瑞奇小宝贝儿
He was going on and on. I said, "Ricky, darling
停手吧亲爱的 我的发型快被你剪烂了
Stop, dear, you'll ruin it."
你喜欢吗？
Do you like it?
喜欢 我觉得他剪得不错
Yes, I think he's done a lovely job.
简直看不出是在哪儿结的合
You can scarcely see where it joins.
哦~
Ohh!
你好啊~
Hello!
知道吗 你今天看起来有点像罗宾汉
You know, you look rather like Robin Hood today.
嗖！
Twang!
看这儿 你看到我看到的了吗？
Here, have you seen what I see?
什么啊？
What's that?
西里尔 你戴的这条领带可真漂亮
Cyril, what a lovely tie you're sporting.
确实是条漂亮的领带对吧？
It is a lovely tie, isn't it?
这是新颜色 知道吗
It's the new color, you know.
哦 (法语)这是什么呀？
Oh! Qu'est-ce que c'est?
那是什么颜色呢？
What is it then?
黑色啊 你看不出吗？
It's black, can't you see?
挺好
Very nice.
噢 诶哟我的天呐
Ooh, my goodness gracious me.
这些防雨帽简直好极了不是吗？
Aren't these souwesters absolutely fabulous?
快来吧 该给你们拍了
Come on, let's have you.
这些个台阶啊 真是的
These stairs, you know.
噢 今天上午就麻烦别摸我了 亚瑟
Oh, please don't touch me this morning, Arthur.
准备好了没？
Are you ready?
好了
Yes.
好的
Right.
开拍
Action.
海上暴风骤雨之后
Stormy days at sea are followed
该抽我们的波拉德
by the smoking of our Bollard
一旦吞吐曼妙云雾
once that lovely smoke is swallowed
快活似啊神仙
so much satisfaction
抽波拉德吧！
Smoke bollard!
男人的香烟！
A man's cigarette.
哟呼！
Whoo hoo!
美术馆馆长 Art Gallery Director
晚上好
Good evening.
我是伦敦最大的几座美术馆之一的馆长
I am the director of one of London's largest art galleries,
有些人不惜一切都想把我馆收藏的画作弄到手
housing pictures which some people
would give their right hands to have.
不消说 我们不会让他们得逞的
Needless to say we don't let them have them.
这样我们就很自信能发展出极大规模的永久馆藏
As in this way we can be quite sure be quite sure
of building up a very large permanent collection.
我们收藏的一些画作会让你弹眼落睛
Some of the pictures which we have would make your eyes pop out.
像《笑容骑士》 这样一向很受欢迎的画
Such all-time favorites as the Laughing Cavalier,
已经让世界人民笑破肚皮很多年了
which has had the world in stitches now for donkey's years.
它甚至让我的嘴角都疯狂上扬
It even brings the gayest smile to my lips,
而这画我一定都看过几十遍了
and I must have seen it scores of times.
你的工作都包括什么？我听见你问了
"What does my job enfold?" I can hear you ask.
好吧 我在早上很早就到我的小办公室了
Well, I arrive in my little office very early in the morning.
尽管还有十分钟就一点
Though it's 10 to 1:00,
可我前一晚一宿没睡了
I've been up till all hours the night before
忙着在某个光鲜的艺术派对上与名人交往
rubbing shoulders with the great at some smart arty-party.
因为关于我的工作 有一点你可以说
'Cause there's one thing you can say about my job,
就是基本上 它还是很有趣的
is that, by and large, it's very interesting.
有大约两个小时 我的休息室里一片寂静
For about 2 hours, all is silence in my little den,
直到我的秘书带着邮来的最新一批画走进来
until my secretary comes in with the latest batch of pictures
what've come through the post to me
要我过目 并决定哪一副有幸被挂在我们的大画廊里
to cast my eye over and decide which is to have the privilege
of hanging on the walls of our great gallery.
我会挑选哪些画作呢 我能听见你嘀咕
Which pictures do I choose, I can hear you murmur.
好吧 基本上 我倾向于选择最大的
Well, by and large, I tend to choose the largest picture.
这样我才感觉纳税人的钱花值了
As in this way, I feel one is doing the best by the taxpayer.
不过别轻易认为我就会让小幅的被埋没
However, don't run away with the idea
that I am one to let a little gem go buried.
因为关于这个行当 有一点你可以说
'Cause there's one thing you can say about this business
就是基本上 你必须得有双慧眼
is that, by and large, you have to be hawk-eyed.
因此 到五点左右时
And so, by the time 5:00 comes around,
我差不多准备全丢了不要
I am about ready to jack the whole thing in.
但是经过六个小时的优质睡眠后
But after 6 hours good kip,
我准备好重返保卫国家艺术珍宝的岗位了
I'm ready to be back on the job
as guardian of the nation's art treasures.
有空就来看看我们吧
Pop up and see us sometime.
德国歌曲 Deutscher Chansons
现在
And now--
现在有请达德利·摩尔
and now, Dudley Moore,
为他自己钢琴伴奏
accompanies himself upon the pianoforte
弹唱几首欧洲歌曲
in settings of European songs.
第一首是福雷为魏尔伦的诗《夜幕降临》谱的曲
First, a setting by Faure
*Faure Gabriel(1845-1924)，法国著名作曲家 Paul Verlaine(1844-1896)，法国象征派诗人。这里说的诗其实并不存在
of Verlaine's poem "La Nuit S'épanouit."
(法语)夜幕降临
La nuit s'épanouit
哭泣生活
la vie sanglotante
与天鹅绒遮住黑暗的浪波
Et les ombres velours des vagues tenebreuses
向着坚稳的浪波间距离去
S'en vont dans les bonnes de la vague distance
哭泣的小提琴 哭泣的
Sanglotant violon sanglotant
哭泣的小提琴 哭泣的
Sanglotant violon sanglotant
哭泣的
Sanglotant
小提琴
violon
归属于
de
爱情
l'amour.
现在 达德利·摩尔接着自弹自唱(自慰)
And now, Dudley Moore continues to play with himself.
这首...
This time--
这首是舒伯特为海涅的诗《目瞪口呆》谱的曲
this time in a setting by Schubert
*Heinrich Heine(1797-1856)，德国诗人。这首诗也并不存在
of Heiner's poem "Die Flabbergast."
*似乎是模仿的舒伯特的代表作《魔王》,德语已弃疗
Ist eine hunst die far die Flabbergast.
Ist Sweinhunst die fi hein heinst.
Mein is eine veine, is meine,
Mein is eine-- AAAAH!!
Ich meine swein, ach is mein is mein is mein is mein is mein-- ACH!!
Ist eine hunst die far die Flabbergast.
Ist Sweinhunst die fi hein heinst.
Mein is eine veine, is meine,
Mein is eine-- AAAAH!!
Ich mein ich vein, mein is a veine, mein is a gut
Mein is a veine, mein is a gut
mit ein mit ein mit ein mit ein mit--Ah--Arrr!!!
词...与物 Words. . . and Things
厄奇方特 你好吗？
Hello there, Urchfont, how are you?
好啊 你呢？
Oh, how are you? Very well.
非常好 谢谢关心
Very well, thank you.
你在休息室里跟我说的那篇哲学小论文叫什么来着？
What is that little philosophical paper
you were telling me about in Common Room?
Um--hmm.
我记得你说是叫《黑格尔的道德怀疑》
Hegel's Moral Doubts, I think you said it was.
对 没错
Oh, yes, yes.
-对吗？ -对的
- Is it this? - Yes.
《黑格尔的道德怀疑》
Hegel's Moral Doubts.
- 《黑格尔的道德怀疑》对 - 对
- Hegel's Moral Doubts, yes. - Yes.
它其实算不上论文
Yes, it's not really a paper.
不算论文 更像篇评注
Not really a paper as much as an annotation
我为了亚里士多德学会的活动赶工赶出来的
which I run up for the proceedings of the Aristotelian Society.
肯定算不上原理
It's certainly no principia.
接着说？
Go ahead?
好好好...
Yes, oh. Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
哦 好 好
Oh. Yes, yes.
行吧
All right.
好的 呃
Good. Oh, um
维特根斯坦曾说 对吧
Wittgenstein says, doesn't he,
我觉得挺笨拙的
rather ham-handedly in my opinion,
当然了 在《蓝皮书和褐皮书》中
in the Blue and Brown books, of course,
“给我一块板”这种陈述
that the statement, "Fetch me that slab,"
表明有块板
implies there is a slab,
我要去拿这块板
there is a slab such that were I to fetch it,
那么“给我一块板”这种陈述
the statement, "fetch me that slab,"
就会被相反的陈述析取地否定
would then be disjunctively denied by the opposite statement.
是啊
Yes.
是吧 在我看来
Yes, well, as it seems to me--
在我看来 维特根斯坦在这儿犯了个十分愚蠢的错误
Seems to me Wittgenstein has made
really rather a bad blunder here,
就我看来
for as far as I can see, you see,
没被拿的板存在的可能不会大于看不见的院中树
the unfetched slab can claim to exist
really no more than the unseen tree in the quad.
不不不不
No, no, no, no.
你犯了个非常幼稚的范畴错误
You're making rather a primitive category mistake here.
不对 其实你没犯
No, you're not actually.
是我犯了 抱歉
It's me. I'm sorry.
- 抱歉抱歉抱歉... - 没事没事没事...
- Sorry, sorry, sorry... - It's all right, all right, all right...
因为在我看来 在我看来
'Cause it seems to me, seems to me--
在我看来 咱们真正的问题的是
Seems to me, what exactly we have here, really,
确切说 咱们的真正问题是
what exactly we have here, really
缺乏一个合题的先验命题的例子 勉强算是吧
is an example of a synthetic
a-priori proposition of the sort,
我想想啊...
let me see, ah, uh...
当然...
Yes, of course.
有了 是这样的 不存在这样的感觉材料
Yes, "there are no sense data," you see.
*此处所说的应该就是古德曼悖论(又称绿蓝悖论)
不存在同时通体既蓝又绿
"there are no sense data
which are both blue and green all over at the same time
又是感觉材料的感觉材料 明白吧
and sense data," you see...
又是感觉材料 是 我明白
And sense data, yes, I see.
这是一种关于我们所熟知的世界的陈述
Which is a statement really, both about our world as we know it,
当然 是从维特根斯坦的角度来看
in Wittgenstein's sense, of course,
所有事物都是如此
of everything that is the case
也是关于我们所使用的语言的陈述
and a statement about our language as we use it.
我知道你被命题析取函数搞得很烦躁 布利尼
Now, I know that you get very worked up
about propositional disjunctive functions, Bleaney,
所以我认为你可能想要讨论这个问题...
so I thought you might like to deal with the whole sort of thing...
是啊...
Yes.
明白了
I see.
告诉我 你...
Well, tell me, are you, ah--
你在这儿用的是“是”的肯定意义吗？
are you, in fact using "yes" in its affirmative sense here?
不 不 呃...
No, no. Um...
我喜欢那篇论文 知道吗
I like that paper, you see.
我喜欢它是因为它与我自己的一些看法有点关系
I liked it because it rather bears on
something I'm considering myself,
也就是 哪一部分...
namely, what part, you see,
哪一 哪一 哪一
what--what--what--
哪一角色是咱们作为哲学家
what role we as philosophers play
在这个极其成分复杂的 令人迷惑的
in this great heterogeneous, confusing
一团政治的 群居的 经济的关系的乱麻
and confused jumble of political,
social, and economic relationships
我们称之为社会的东西中所扮演的
we call Society.
我是说
I mean, uh
其他人有工作要做的 对吧？
other people have jobs to do, don't they?
呃 如今的人们都做些什么啊？
Ah, what do people do these days?
他们...
Um...Well, they...
修剪草坪吧 应该是
Well, lawns, I believe.
是啊...
Yes...
他们是会做
They--they do
他们还
And they--
开公交车
they drive buses,
或者是卖冰淇凌
or they sell ice cream,
或者玩游戏！
or they play games.
啊 游戏 要更重要些
Huh. Games. More important.
重要得多了
M-much more important.
是的 而咱们也玩游戏
Yes, and we also play games, you see,
但是咱们作为哲学家
but we as philosophers,
玩的是语言游戏 对吧？
we play language games, don't we?
咱们玩的是语言的游戏
We play games at language.
- 也就是语言游戏 语言游戏 - 语言游戏
Language games. Language games...
游戏游戏游戏...
Game, game, game...
当你和我上板球场时
When you and I go onto the cricket pitch,
咱们会确信板球比赛是...
we--we do so secure in the knowledge
that a game of cricket is, um...
确信它是即将发生的 对吧？
Well, it's in the offing, isn't it?
它不是在进行中
It's not in grogress.
而是还在酝酿中
It's--it's in the offing.
但是当咱们玩起语言游戏时
But when we play language games,
咱们会为了查明咱们所玩的是什么游戏而这么做
we do so rather in order to find out
what game it is we're playing, you see...
换言之
In other words, ah
咱们为何要研究哲学呢？
Why do we do philosophy at all?
对啊 为何呢 对啊 为何呢
Yes, why? Yes, why?
对啊确实 对啊为何呢
Yes, indeed. Yes, why?
对啊为何呢 对啊对啊对啊
Yes, why? Yes, yes, yes.
对啊 对啊 对啊
Oh, yes. Yes, yes...
不对
No.
不对 我想...
No, you see, I think--
我想我必须在这点上反对你 布利尼
I think I must take exception with you on that point, Bleaney,
因为我觉得我们不想问这么多“为何”
because, you see, I think we want to ask
not so much why questions, you see,
而要问“如何”
as how questions.
为何呢？
Why?
你看看 还需要我多说吗？
There you are. Need I say more?
是需要...
Yes, you need a great deal...
那好 在我看来
Well, I shall. It seems to me--
在我看来 哲学家们
it seems to me that philosophers,
至少他们喜欢自称哲学家吧
or at least they like to call themselves philosophers, you see,
这些从“为何”着手的人
who start by asking why questions
最终都做起了伪陈述
they end up by making pseudo statements.
知道吧 伪陈述 比如
You see, pseudo statements of the sort...
我想想啊
Let me see now.
“周六我和自己上了床”这样的
"Saturday I got into bed with me" is one...
这是个伪陈述吗？
Is that a pseudo statement?
那好吧
All right, well, I'll--
我举个现实生活中的例子行吗
I'll take another example from real life, if you like,
而且还能彻底阐明观点的
and really hammer home the point.
“我的甜菜沙拉里有太多周二了”
Uh, "there's too much Tuesday in my beetroot salad."
这个怎样？
What about that?
哦这可当然是个有代表性的例子
Oh, well, that is, of course. It's a, a classic example,
但是我不认为你是在说
but I don't think you're saying,
我不认为你是在说 而且我
I don't think you're saying, and I--
我不是说你在认为
I don't say you're thinking,
但是我不认为你是在说
but I don't think you're saying that--
这样的陈述本身毫无意义 对吧？
such statements are in themselves meaningless, are they?
哦可没有可没有可没有
Oh...Not at all, not at all, not at all.
我真正想说的是
All I'm saying really, you see,
我真正说的是
what I was saying really, you see,
这样的陈述实际上是形而上学的陈述
You know such statements are,
in effect, metaphysical statements.
形而上学的陈述吗
Metaphysical statements?
当然了 形而上学的陈述
Of course, the-- the metaphysical statement
我认为我们不应忘记
I don't think we should forget
或者说
Or I, uh,
我认为你不应忘记
I don't thinkyou should forget,
正如布拉德雷所指出的
as Bradley pointed out,
拒斥形而上学的存在的人
a man who rejects the existence of metaphysics
不过是个有自己的与之相对的理论的形而上学家
is simply a metaphysician with a rival theory of his own.
啊
Ah.
你看看你看看
There, there, there, there, there.
哎呦哎呦哎呦
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
好吧 那样的话
Yes, well in that case--
那样的话 你得允许我再用一个现实生活中的例子来说明
In that case you must allow me
to illustrate with another example from real life,
要是可以的话
if I may.
你似乎挺喜欢现实生活
You seem very fond of real life.
比方说...
Well, let's, um
比方说吧 咱们遇见一位朋友
Let's say, for example, shall we, that we meet a friend.
遇见位朋友 好的
Meet a friend, yes.
比方说是在工厂 或者酒吧
A friend say at the factory, or in the pub,
或者在足球比赛
or at the football match.
哦
Ah.
咱们不会
Now, we don't--
咱们不会对这朋友说“过得为何”吧？
we don't say to that friend, do we, Why are you?
说“过得为何”太荒谬了
It's rather absurd to say, Why are you?
而是会说“过的如何” 对吧？
No, we say, How are you, don't we?
我想是的 确实是
I suppose we do. Yes...
是啊
Yes.
关于...
In this--
关于这一点
In this connection,
你觉得柏拉图和亚里士多德
what do you think of Plato and Aristotle
以及T.S.艾略特怎么样？
and T.S. Eliot?
这还真是个挺狡猾的问题
That's a very crafty question, really.
在我看来 在我看来
Well, it seems to me, you see,
柏拉图 亚里士多德
Plato, Aristotle,
还有T.S.艾略特 上帝保佑他
and T.S. Eliot, god bless him.
顺带一提 他怎么样了？身体还好吧？
By the way, how is he? Is he all right?
他挺好的啦
He's all right.
在我看来 这几位仁兄
Well, it seems to me these fellows, you see,
尽管他们对他们所代表的社会有着非常有趣的观点
while they have very interesting things, indeed,
to say about the society which they represent...
他...
He's--
他...
He's--
他的牙齿一直都有些问题
He's been having a spot of bother with his teeth.
你说谁啊？
You mean, who has?
艾略特？
Eliot?
-什么？ -艾略特吗？
- What? - Eliot?
当然是艾略特
Well, of course Eliot.
也不能是柏拉图吧
Not Plato.
- 他的牙齿一直疼 - 是吗？
- Yes, his--his teeth have been aching, they... - Really?
不像原先一样了
They aren't what they were.
事实上 它们都不在原先的位置了
In fact, they're not where they were.
全掉了
They're out.
是啊 牙医把它们全拔了
Yes, uh, dentist removed them all.
一股脑儿全都拔掉了
Lock, stock, and barrel.
这对它们来说是最好的归宿了
Oh, best place for them.
就这些丑了吧唧的 黑乎乎的压根
Hideous blackened stumps.
- 可怕 可怕 - 是啊 是啊
- Horrible. Horrible. - Yes, yes...
我刚才说到哪儿了？
What I was saying?
在我看来 这几位仁兄
It seems to me, these fellows--
慢着慢着慢着慢着 哪几位仁兄？
Wait, wait, wait... Which fellows?
柏拉图 亚里士多德
Plato, Aristotle
还有可怜的没牙老头艾略特
and poor old toothless Eliot there, you see.
尽管他们
While they--
尽管他们对他们所代表的社会有着非常有趣的观点
while they have very interesting things indeed
to say about the society which they represent,
却在提出关于生活 关于死亡的问题
they're asking questions about life and about death
这些无疑是与之毫无关联的
which are, therefore entirely irrelevant.
毫无 毫无关联
Entirely, entirely irrelevant.
是的 你说的很对
Oh, yes, you're quite right.
我不会称柏拉图和亚里士多德为哲学家
I don't call Plato and Aristotle philosophers.
我称他们为 准哲学家
I call them para-philosophers.
准哲学家...
Para-philosophers.
此话怎讲？
How come?
- 可曾听说过空降兵这类家伙？ - 听说过
- Well, uh ever heard of these chaps--paratroops? - Yes.
*para作为词根既可表示“准，类似”，也可表示降落伞
你知道的 这些人...
You know, those people--
...空降兵嘛
uh, paratroops.
所以准(空降)哲学家也是一模一样的
So para-philosophers are exactly the same.
就是双脚离地的哲学家
Philosophers with their feet off the ground.
哈哈
Ha ha.
真是调皮
That's saucy.
那样的话
In that case--
那样的话我认为
in that case, I think the burden really is fair and square
试着向我阐明哲学与日常生活的确切联系的重担
upon your shoulders, really, to try and explain to me
就合情合理地落在你的肩上了
the exact relevance philosophy does have to everyday life.
好的 这我能轻而易举地做到
Yes, I can do that quite easily.
今天早晨我走进一家商店
This morning I went into a shop,
- 知道吧 一家商店 - 商店
- You see, a shop. - Shop.
- 商店 知道吧 商店 - 商店
- Shop, you see, shop. - Shop.
- 商店 - 商店
- Shop. -Shop.
那儿有个售货员跟一位顾客发生了争执
And there was a shop assistant there
was having an argument with a customer.
售货员说“是” 对吧
Oh, shop assistant said, "Yes," you see,
然后顾客说 你说“是”是什么意思？
and the customer said, "What do you mean, yes?"
售货员就说 我的意思是“是”
and the shop assistant said, "I mean yes."
啊这真是刺激得很
Ah, this is very exciting indeed.
我是说 这就是个日常生活中的极好的例子
I mean, here's a splendid example, you see, in everyday life
两个很普通的人互问的其实是哲学问题
where two really ordinary people are asking each other
what are in essence philosophical questions--
你说“是”是什么意思？
What do you mean, yes?
我的意思是“是”
I mean yes, you see.
对吧 而我 作为一名哲学家 就能帮到他们
where I, as a philosopher, could help them.
那你帮了吗？
Did you?
没
No.
他们挺匆忙的
They were in rather a hurry.
火车大劫案 The Great Train Robbery
*1963年8月8日凌晨，15名劫匪劫走了一列皇家邮政火车上的 260万英镑(约合现在的五千万英镑)，轰动一时
涉案金额超三百万英镑的火车大劫案
The great train robbery of over 3 million pounds
仍旧困扰着英国警方
continues to baffle the British Police.
晚上好
Good evening.
然而呢
However,
今晚我们演播室请来了苏格兰场的副厅长
we have here with us in the studio this evening...
*苏格兰场为伦敦警察厅的别称
the Deputy Head of New Scotland Yard,
亚瑟·盖皮爵士
Sir Arthur Gappy.
晚上好哇
Good evening.
我将要向他询问几个有关火车劫案的问题
And I'm going to ask him
just a few questions about the train robbery.
晚上好
Good evening.
- 晚上好亚瑟爵士 - 晚上好
- Good evening, Sir Arthur. - Good evening.
要是可以的话 我要问您几个关于火车劫案的问题
Ah, I'm going to ask you just a few questions
about the train robbery, if I may.
晚上好 我想在开始时澄清一件事
Good evening. Well, I'd like to make one thing
quite clear at the outset.
当谈及一起火车劫案时
When you speak of a train robbery,
实际上 这之中并无火车丢失
this, in fact, involved no loss of train.
仅仅是火车装载的货物被顺走了而已
It was merely the contents of the train, which were pilfered.
我们自打194...3年起 我记得是 就没丢过火车了
We haven't lost a train since 1943, I think it was--
就下大雪那年 我们忘了把一小列火车丢哪儿了
the year of the great snows when we mislaid a small one.
它们很难丢的 知道吧
They're very hard to lose, you see.
火车是体积很大很大的东西
Trains are great, bulky great things,
而不是与之相对的小珠宝之类的
as opposed, for example, to small jewel.
例如极小的珍珠
The tiny pearl, for example,
可能在一位女士的肚脐里安家消失数年了
might nestle in the navel of a lady and disappear for years--
然而火车却体型庞大
whereas a train with its huge size
还有蒸汽喷出
and the steam pouring out,
这完全是风马牛不相及
is altogether a different kettle of fish. It's, uh--
我想你把这点说得很清楚了 亚瑟爵士
I think you've made that point rather well, Sir Arthur.
多谢夸奖
Thank you very much.
你认为会是谁犯下了这可怕的罪行呢？
Who do you think may have perpetrated this awful crime?
我们认为这是盗窃犯们所为
We believe this to be the work of thieves.
我来告诉你为什么
And I'll tell you why.
这整个模式让人不得不想起过往的抢劫
The whole pattern is extremely reminiscent of past robberies
我们发现那些抢劫中都有盗窃犯涉案
where we have found thieves to be involved.
明显的财产丢失
The tell tale loss of property,
财物的不翼而飞
the snatching away of the money substances--
全都指向了盗窃犯们
it all points to thieves.
盗窃犯们啊
Thieves.
所以您觉得盗窃犯们应对此负责(是有责任心的)
So you feel that thieves are responsible.
老天呐 不
Good heavens, no.
我觉得盗窃犯们毫无责任感
I feel that thieves are totally irresponsible.
四处偷人钱的讨厌鬼们
Ghastly people who go around snatching your money.
我很感谢(欣赏)...
I appreciate that.
你可以欣赏 但大多数人却不
You may appreciate that, but most people don't.
要是你喜欢自己的钱被偷 那祝你好运吧
If you like having your money snatched, good luck to you.
在我看来你指定是个大怪胎
You must be rather a queer fish in my view.
- 您误会我了... - 当然了 晚上好
- You misunderstand me. - I certainly do. Good evening.
您认为罪犯背后的人是谁？
Who do you think is behind the criminals?
我们呗 相当长...
We are, considerably, many...
真是好些日子了 成年累月地在他们背后追捕啊
Many days, indeed months and years behind them.
您觉得谁是这场犯罪背后的策划天才？
Who do you think is the--
the organizing genius behind the crime?
好吧当然 你是在问我犯罪背后的策划天才是谁啊
Well, now, of course, you're asking me
who the organizing genius behind the crime is.
您真是位有着敏锐洞察力的人 亚瑟爵士
You're a man of very acute perception, Sir Arthur.
多谢夸奖
Thank you very much.
这个嘛 我们相信这是一位智多星所为
Well, uh, we believe it to be the work of a mindermast,
我就这么说吧
let me put it that way.
一位智多星？
A mindermast?
一位智多星 正如我所说的
A mindermast. My words exactly.
一位智多星
A mindermast.
究竟什么是“智多星”呢？
What, exactly, is a mindermast?
“智多星”就是我们在苏格兰场用于形容主谋的代名词
A mindermast is the code word
we use at scotland yard to describe a mastermind.
我们...我们...
We, uh, we, uh,
我们不喜欢用“主谋(聪明人)”这个词
we don't like to use the word "mastermind,"
因为它会打击大伙儿的士气
as that depresses the men.
要是让我看见就会管他们叫怪人蠢蛋
Odd fish lot of louts if ever I saw any.
一群讨厌的野小子
Ghastly great yobs.
明白了
I see.
不过我们也使用着被称为罪犯素描的绝妙刑侦技能
But we are, however, using the wonderful detection equipment
known as the "Identikit"--
罪犯素描你熟悉吗？
are you familiar with the Identikit?
用它把罪犯的脸拼凑出来 对吗？
Isn't it where you--you piece together
the face of the criminal? Is that right?
不完全对
Not entirely, no.
我们只能把罪犯的脸的样子拼出来
We're only able to piece together
the appearance of the face of the criminal.
没法儿真把脸本身拼出来
We can't actually piece the face itself together.
我倒是希望能 当然啦
I wish we could, of course.
因为一旦你拿到了罪犯的脸
'Cause once you've captured the criminal face,
那罪犯的其余肢体也就不难找到了 罪...
the other criminal parts aren't hard to find. The--
罪犯的躯体恰好位于罪犯的脸下面
The criminal body is situated
directly below the criminal face,
当然了 被讨厌的干瘦的
joined, of course, by the ghastly, scrawny
总之令人作呕的罪犯脖子所连接
and altogether obnoxious criminal neck.
但是通过罪犯素描这一绝妙的方法
But through this wonderful system of the Identikit,
或者叫L'identikit
or L'identikit,
这是法国人对它的浮夸叫法 神爱他们
as the French foppishly call it, god love them,
我们...
we have, uh,
我们拼凑出了一副极好的坎特伯雷大主教的画像
we have pieced together an extremely good likeness
*英格兰国教会最高级别的神职人员
of the Archbishop of Canterbury.
所以大主教大人是您的头号嫌犯咯？
So His Grace is your number one suspect?
我这么说吧
Well, let me put it this way.
大主教大人现在正在厅里被我们揍得半死不活
His Grace is the man we're currently
beating the living daylights out of down at the Yard.
而他仍旧是您的头号嫌犯？
And he's still your number one suspect?
不是了 我很高兴地说
No, I'm happy to say that
大主教 上帝保佑他
the Archbishop, god bless him,
看起来不再像我们拼凑出的画像了
no longer resembles the picture we built up.
他变了 我是说朝坏的方向 可怜的家伙
He's changed, I mean, for the worse, poor devil.
我相信我说的是对的 亚瑟爵士
I believe I'm right in saying, Sir Arthur,
就是部分赃款已经被追回了
that some of the stolen money has been recovered.
确实是 确实是
Yes, it has. Yes, it has.
怎么处理的？
What's happening to that?
我们正有多快花多快
We're spending it as quickly as we can.
人生虽短 苏格兰场乐无边
It's a short life, but a merry one down at the yard.
晚安 上帝保佑你们
Good night. God bless you all.
你也一样 And the Same to You
*此处模仿的是贝多芬钢琴奏鸣曲 主旋律来自因电影《桂河大桥》而广为流传的《波基上校进行曲》
战后狂想 Aftermyth of War
所以你想了解这场战争
So you want to know about the war.
三十年代正进入尾声
The thirties were coming to an end.
危机四伏之时
Heavy with menace
四十年代就要到来
the forties were just around the corner.
亲爱的我要走了
I'm steppin' out, my dear
*1935年的歌曲《Top Hat, White Tie and Tails》
去呼吸那
To breathe an atmosphere
简直散发品味的空气
That simply reeks with class
在维多利亚宫剧院
At the Victoria Palace,
卢皮诺·莱恩正凭着《我和我的女孩》让伦敦神魂颠倒
Lupino Lane was entrancing London with Me and My Girl.
*音乐剧《Me and My Girl》于1937年的伦敦西区首演，Lupino Lane主演
在阿斯科特赛马会 这一年王室捷报频传
At Ascot, a year of Royal victories.
华特·迪士尼凭着《白雪公主和七个小矮人》再获成功
Walt Disney had done it again
with Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
欢乐之下 暴雨云正在聚集
Underneath the gaiety, the storm clouds were gathering.
在欧洲各处 德国士兵正跳着可怕的战争之加沃特舞
Across Europe, German soldiers
were dancing the hideous gavotte of war.
嗨！
Heil!
接着云层裂开了一道缝隙
Then came a break in the clouds.
我收到了希特勒先生的一纸协定
I have here from Herr Hitler a piece of paper.
*模仿的是签订了《慕尼黑协定》的英国首相张伯伦在机场的讲话
我永远记得战争爆发的那个周末
I will always remember that weekend war broke out.
我在克里维登豪宅和阿斯特家族
I was at a house party at Cliveden with the Astors.
*阿斯特家族是19世纪和20世纪英美举足轻重的富豪家族
我们围坐着
We sat around--
我们围坐着 听着丘吉尔先生令人感动的广播演说
We sat around listening
to the moving broadcast by Mr. Churchill--
要么就是后来被他上位的张伯伦先生
Or Mr. Chamberlain as he then was--
我十分清楚地记得 我转向我的丈夫说
And I quite clearly remember
turning to my husband and saying,
有点醉了...
"Squiffy...
[法]旧岁之雪又在何方？
où sont les neiges d'antan?"
*出自弗朗索瓦·维庸的诗《古美人谣》
但我那时并未感到一切都完了
But I did not feel then that all was quite lost.
紧接着我就打电话给柏林
Immediately afterwards I got on the telephone to Berlin,
想要跟希特勒先生谈谈
to try and have a word with Herr Hitler,
那年夏天我们去德国时
who had been so awfully kind to us
他待我们特别好
on our last visit to Germany that summer.
不幸的是
Unfortunately,
电话占线了
the line was engaged.
我没办法阻止接下来六年的大屠杀
There was nothing I could do
to avert the carnage of the next 6 years.
伦敦霍克斯顿区的查尔斯·司拜丁先生记得
Mr. Charles Spedding of Hoxton remembers:
我永远记得宣战的那一天
I'll always remember that day the war was declared.
那时我在外面的园子里
I was out in the garden at the time,
种着些菊花
planting out some chrysanths.
那年非常适合菊花 1939年
It was a grand year for chrysanths--1939,
真希望能再有那样的一年
I wish we could have another one like it.
我太太出来到园子里找我
My wife come out to me in the garden
把战事爆发的可怕消息告诉了我
and told me the ghastly news
about the outbreak of hostilities.
没关系亲爱的 我对她说
"Never mind, my dear," I said to her.
你把壶坐上
"You put on the kettle,
咱们喝杯好茶
we'll have a nice cup of tea."
把灯灭了
Put out that light.
不列颠上下的穷苦百姓们展现出了同等的勇气
All over Britain, the humble little people
showed the same spirit of courage.
你总是能分辨出敌我战机
You could always tell the difference
between theirs and ours.
咱们的发出的是一种从容可靠的英式嗡嗡声
Ours had a sort of steady, reliable British hum,
就像只家常老熊蜂
rather like a homely old bumblebee.
另一方面 他们的呢
Theirs, on the other hand,
发出的是一种恐怖凶恶 断断续续的呜呜声
had a sort of horrible vicious, intermittent whine,
像只讨人厌的外国蚊子
like a ghastly foreign mosquito.
与此同时 在侵略的威胁下
Meanwhile, as invasion threatens,
英国全国戒备森严
England is blanketed in security.
等一下
Wait a moment
咱们把莱姆里吉斯指向以前大雅茅斯的方向
We'll put Lyme Regis where Great Yarmouth was.
好 再把伊普斯威奇指向以前莱姆里吉斯的方向
Right. And Ipswich where Lyme Regis was.
再把大雅茅斯指向以前伊普斯威奇的方向
And Great Yarmouth where Ipswich was.
哈哈！这样就会耍到德国佬了吧
Ha ha! That will fool the Boche, eh?
这样就会耍到他们了 拜拜
That'll fool them. Bye-bye.
拜拜 再见了
Bye-bye, cheerio.
喂
Here--
咱们怎么回家啊？
how do we get home?
家
Home.
家 一个听起来令人心安的词语 对吧？
Home, the very word
had a sort of comforting sound didn't it?
家 它的根基就在于空中力量
Home, whose very foundations were built upon the air.
不久前还是男孩儿的年轻男人们
Young men, scarcely boys,
抛却了青春事物
tossed aside youthful things
在被称为战争的残忍比赛中一夜长大
and grew up overnight in that grimmer game which is war.
这是场只有一方遵守规矩的比赛
A game where only one side was playing the game.
年轻人们成群加入“少数人”
Young men flocked to join the Few.
*参与不列颠空战的英国空军人员的代号
拜托了长官 我想加入“少数人”
Please, sir, I want to join the Few.
很抱歉 人数太多了
I'm sorry, there are far too many.
从橄榄球场一飞冲天
From the Rugby fields into the air.
从壁球场直入云霄
From the squash courts into the clouds.
从小划艇到喷火式战斗机
From the skiffs into the Spitfires.
这 便是战争
This was war.
*此处他叼着烟斗、两腿硬直，其实是在模仿 失去双腿后用假肢驾驶战斗机的英国王牌飞行员Douglas Bader
我度过了一段挺平静的战争时光 真的
I had a pretty quiet war really.
我曾是“少数人”中的一员
I was one of the Few.
我们驻扎在比根希尔机场
We were stationed down at Biggin Hill.
有个周日我们收到消息说德军战机要来袭
One Sunday, we got word Jerry was coming in.
在黑斯廷斯上空 我记得是
Over Hastings, I think.
我尽快飞到了那里
I got up there as quickly as I could,
一切都很寂静平和
and everything was very calm and peaceful.
英格兰仿佛一块绿色地毯 铺在我的身下
England lay like a green carpet below me,
战争仿佛远在万水千山之外
the war seemed worlds away.
我能看到唐桥井
I could see Tunbridge Wells,
阳光在河面上闪烁
the sun glinting on the river,
我记得39年夏天 我与西莉亚在那儿共度的最后一个周末
I remembered that last weekend I'd spent there
with Celia that summer of '39.
突然
Suddenly,
德军战机从一团云中向我袭来
Jerry was coming at me out of a bank of cloud.
我就让他挨枪子了 而且我...
I let him have it, and I--
而且我想我一定是打到他的机翼了
and I think I must have got him in the wing
因为他失了控 螺旋状地飞过了我
because he spiraled past me out of control.
他飞过时——
As he did so--
我永远记得这一幕
I'll always remember this--
我 我瞥见了他的面孔
I, I got a glimpse of his face,
知道吗
and you know,
他笑了
he smiled.
战争 还真是滑稽
Funny thing--war.
珀金斯
Perkins.
- 珀金斯 - 在
- Perkins. - Sir.
抱歉把你从欢乐中拉走了 老伙计
Sorry to drag you away from the fun, old boy.
没关系的 长官
That's all right, sir.
战事不太顺利 知道吧
War's not going very well, you know.
哦我的天呐
Oh, my god.
我们落后了两分
We're two down,
- 而局势还由敌人掌控着 - 是的
- And the ball's in the enemy court. - Sir.
战争讲究心理学 珀金斯
War's a psychological thing, Perkins,
- 就像场足球赛 - 是的长官
- Rather like a game of football. - Yes, sir.
你知道足球赛里十个人往往踢得比十一个人好吗？
You know how in a game of football
10 men often play better than 11?
知道 长官
Yes, sir.
珀金斯 我们是在要求你做那一个下场的人
Perkins, we're asking you to be that one man.
是
Sir.
珀金斯？
Perkins?
在
Sir.
我想让你为国捐躯
I want you to lay down your life.
是 长官
Yes, sir.
眼下我们需要一个无关紧要的判罚手势
We need a futile gesture at this stage.
这会提升整个战争的格调
It will raise the whole tone of the war.
- 藏进板条箱里 珀金斯 - 是
- Get up in a crate, Perkins. - Sir.
- 赶到德国不来梅市去 - 是 长官
- Pop over to Bremen. - Yes, sir.
- 看一眼 - 是
- Take a shufti. - Sir.
- 别再回来了 - 没问题
- Don't come back. - Right you are.
别了 珀金斯
Good-bye, Perkins.
天呐 真希望我也能去
God, I wish I was going, too.
别了 长官
Good-bye, sir--
抑或是 [法]后会有期呢？
or is it au revoir?
不会有的 珀金斯
No, Perkins.
但在伦敦 那位勇敢的老太太很好地养育着她的子女
But London, that gallant old lady, nurtures her children well.
在国家美术馆的一系列午间音乐会上
At the National Gallery, a series of lunchtime concerts,
迈拉·赫斯女爵舞动手指 施展魔法
Dame Myra Hess weaves her magic fingers
深深扣入了伦敦的心弦
inextricably into the heart strings of London.
蒂莫西 你现在听到的音乐是德国音乐
The music you are listening to, Timothy, is German music.
而我们正在跟德国人打仗
And we are fighting the Germans.
之后你得想明白这件事
That's something you're going to have to work out later on.
就是那一晚他们袭击了皮斯街
That was the night they got Pithy Street.
我永远记得
I'll always remember it.
那时我在外面的园子里
I was out in the garden at the time
种着些用来对付德国佬的颠茄
planting out some deadly nightshade for the Boche.
*颠茄含多种有毒性的生物碱，其中的阿托品可作为神经毒气的解毒剂
我太太出来到园子里找我
My wife come out to me in the garden
把这糟糕的消息告诉了我
and told me the abominable news:
皮斯街死了好几千人 她说
"Thousands have died in Pithy Street," she said.
你就别管那好几千的死人了 我对她说
"Never you mind the thousands of dead," I said to her.
你把壶坐上
"You put on the kettle,
咱们喝杯好茶
we'll have a nice cup of tea."
安德鲁斯
Andrews.
怎么了 长官
Yes, sir.
你有几个小孩儿？
How many children do you have?
我有五个 长官
Oh, I've got 5, sir.
有三个男孩儿和...
I've got 3 boys and...Um...
- 两个女孩儿 - 两个女孩儿 对
- Two girls. - Two girls, yes.
您有孩子吗 长官？
Have you got any children, sir?
是这样的 我来这里之前玛丽和我只有一天的见面时间
Well, you see, Mary and I
only had 24 hours before I came out here.
我从没见过我儿子蒂莫西
I've never even seen my son Timothy.
当然了 我们让他上了伊顿公学
We've got him down for Eton of course.
玛丽跟我说他有成为顶尖足球运动员的天赋
You know he's got the makings
of a damn fine football player, Mary tells me.
是吗长官？
Does he really, sir?
很高兴听您这样说
I'm glad to hear that, sir.
- 挺好的对吧？ - 是啊
- Rather nice isn't it? - Yes, sir.
- 听着 安德鲁斯 - 怎么了长官？
- Look, andrews. - Yes, sir?
我以前没说过这话
I've not said this before,
可现在咱们一起经历了这件令人厌恶的事
but we've been right through
this beastly business together now,
一路并肩走来啊
right the way through.
我想是的 长官
I suppose we have, sir, yes.
知道吗 在这场可怕的战争开始前
And do you know, until this horrible war started
我从没真正认识过你这个阶层的人
I'd never really known men of your class before.
我这么说吧
Let me say just this:
很荣幸认识你
It's been a privilege.
哦 呃...
Oh, uh...
上帝保佑长官您
God bless you, sir.
好的
All right.
- 上帝保佑您 - 很好
- God bless you. - Jolly good.
咱们走吧
Let's go.
(大本钟报时)
[Big Ben chimes]
在那战火纷飞的黑暗时期里
How grateful we were to the BBC
我们是多么感激BBC
in those dark days of the war
那时每晚的九点整
when every night at 9:00
阿尔瓦·利德尔都会为我们带来新鲜灾难的消息
Alvar Lidell brought us news of fresh disasters.
这里是阿尔瓦·利德尔
This is Alvar Lidell
为您带来新鲜灾难的消息
bringing you news of fresh disasters.
我从没听过九点整新闻
I never ever used to hear the 9:00 news
因为我总是在外面的园子里
because I was always out in the garden
就在九点钟左右
round about nineish
种着些给夜间战斗机用的胡萝卜
planting out some carrots for the night fighters.
*夜间战斗机装备了新研发的机载截击雷达后捷报频传，但为了保密 英国空军对外声称这是因为飞行员吃了不少能增强夜视能力的胡萝卜
但我真切记得
But I do remember--
我真切记得实施起配给制的那无比黑暗的一天
I do remember that black, black day
that rationing was imposed.
我太太出来到园子里找我
My wife come out to me in the garden,
她的面孔因痛苦而痉挛起来
her face knotted with pain.
查理 她说
"Charlie," she said,
所有东西都实行起配给制了
"rationing has been imposed and all that that entails."
没关系亲爱的 我对她说
"Never mind, my dear," I said to her.
你把壶坐上
"You put on the kettle--
咱们喝杯好开水
we'll have a nice cup of boiling hot water."
形势在变化
But the tide was turning
事态在变好
the wicket was drying out
平分了
It was deuce,
大不列颠占先
advantage Great Britain.
*网球比赛中一位球员在平分后再得一分称为占先 该球员只要再拿下一分，即可拿下该局
然后美国和俄国问他们是否能加入进来
Then America and Russia asked if they could join in.
整件事变得谁都能自由参加
The whole thing turned into a free-for-all.
因此 和平不可避免地到来了
So, unavoidably, came peace,
为我们所知的有组织的战争画上了句号
putting an end to organized war as we come to know it.
我们尽全力了
Well, we've done our best,
现在就看年轻人的了
now it's up to the youngsters.
我想知道他们会作何感想
I wonder what they'll make of it.
怎能忘记旧日朋友
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
心中能不怀想
And never brought to mind
旧日...朋...友...岂...能...
Should O...l...d A...c...q...u...
民事战争 Civil War
数百幸存者怎么办
在国际局势缓和的当下
In these days of the relaxation of international tension
我认为...
I think--
抱歉
excuse me.
在国际局势日益紧张的当下
In these days of the tightening up of international tension
我认为忽视民防的规划实在是值得怀疑的选择
I think there is a very real doubt about
neglecting the plans of civil defense.
法国政治家塔列朗曾言
It was the French statesman, Talleyrand, who said that,
自由的代价是永远的警惕
"The price of liberty is eternal vigilance."
当然了
Well, of course
从18世纪起这代价就稍微提高了点
the price has gone up somewhat since the 18th century.
然而
However,
政府的防御措施
the government's defense--
我姑且先称之为政策方针吧
what for want of a better word, I'll call policy--
是基于威慑的观念
is based on the concept of the deterrent.
比方说 为了便于讨论
I'll say, what for the purpose of argument
就说...某不知名势力吧
we'll call, yes, an un-named power
拿了一枚核导弹 把它投到了英国
takes a nuclear missile and drops it on the United Kingdom.
噢
Oh.
而在英国的我们
Well, we, in the United Kingdom,
就会再拿一枚核导弹
would then take another nuclear missile
并把它投到俄国去
and drop it on Russia...
抱歉！不对
I'm sorry, no, uh.
投到某不知名势力去
On the un-named power.
这当然会威慑他们...
This of course would deter them from, uh...
会有效阻碍他们
Well, it would effectually discourage them.
会让他们受到大大的报应
Well, it would jolly well serve them right.
这个国家里有很多人倾向于认为
Now, a lot of people in this country tend to think
有关氢弹的问题完全听不懂
of the whole problem of the hydrogen bomb
as being rather above their heads.
这完全是无稽之谈
Well, nothing could be further from the truth.
问题很简单
The issue is a simple one--
要么杀人要么被杀
kill or be killed.
要么都有
Man: Or both.
麻烦再说一遍？
I beg your pardon?
我说啊 要么都有
I said "or both."
- 好吧 晚上好 - 谢谢 晚上好
- Yes. Good evening. - Thank you. Good evening.
我们将收到...
Now, we shall receive--
我们将收到四分钟的对任何将发生的核打击的警告
We shall receive four minutes warning
of any impending nuclear attack.
有人就说了 我的老天啊
Now, some people said "oh, my goodness me.
才四分钟 这时间可不长啊
four minutes is not a very long time."
而我要提醒那些质疑者
But I'd remind those doubters
在我们这个伟大的国度里
that some people in this great country of ours
有些人四分钟能跑出一英里远
can run a mile in four minutes.
基本上 英国的防御
Basically, the defense of England
完全仰仗着我们的“海参”导弹
rests in the hands of our Sea-slugs.
而要是我们的海参导弹没能成功
Now, if our Sea-slugs fail to get through,
就要靠我们的“蓝海”导弹了
we shall fall back on our Blue-waters.
要是我们的蓝海导弹让我们失望了
If our Blue-waters let us down,
那我们还有压箱底的上好细菌战
we still got good old germ warfare up our sleeves.
谢天谢地
Thank goodness for that.
我在此得承认
Now I must admit here,
很有可能 我们的海参导弹不会成功
there is a very strong possibility
that our Sea-slugs won't get through.
英国海参导弹是种笨重得荒唐的工具
The British Sea-slug is a ludicrously cumbersome vehicle
需要依靠一群训练有素的偷运者
depending as it does on a group of trained runners
将它带进敌方领域
carrying it into enemy territory.
请注意
Mind you, the--
科研人员们正在夜以继日地研究这个问题
the boffins are working on this one day and night--
考虑着给它安上某种巧妙的装置
thinking of fitting it out with some ingenious device
翅膀或者类似的东西吧
that will hold wings or something along those lines
好将其变成某种飞行器
turning it into some kind of flying machine,
这样的话 它就会改名为“风驰电掣”
in which case it will be renamed, "Greased Lightning."
我必须坐下来了 能感觉到我有个病要犯了
I must sit down. I can feel one of my spells coming on.
好了
Well, now,
这确实意味着 要是我们在未来任意战争中足够幸运地成为了攻击方
this does mean that if we are fortunate enough
in any future hostilities to be the aggressor,
我们的攻击能够造成两千万 三千万
we are in a position to strike a blow of 20, 30,
甚至四千万人的死亡
or even 40 mega-deaths--
要是你愿意还可以换成更熟悉的说法
or to put that in more familiar terms, if you like.
也就是说四千万尸体被撒得遍地都是
That's to say 40 million lifeless forms
strewn all about the place, here and there.
相当不错
Really rather good.
紧接着 紧接着是
Now, following this, following this
我们的海参导弹会在第二波中大展拳脚
our Sea-slugs would then come
into their own in a second wave,
把我们的致死得分提升到七千万甚至八千万的等级
bringing our score up into the 70
or even 80 mega-death bracket,
这就很接近《日内瓦公约》容许的最高得分了
which is practically the maximum score
permitted by the Geneva Convention.
我能看得出 你们中有少许人在想
I can see one or two of you are thinking,
你看啊
"Now, look here.
要是我们有个美国朋友犯了个小错
"what if one of our American friends makes a booboo
按下了错误的按钮
"and presses the wrong button
不小心发射了一枚导弹呢？
sends up one of these missiles by mistake?"
当然了
Well, of course
这是不可能发生的
it could not happen.
不可能发生 知道吧
Could not happen. You see--
因为在他按下那个按钮前
Because before he presses that button
他得跟唐宁街10号通电话
he has to get on the telephone
to Number 10 Downing Street,
说 听着 首相先生
say, "Now, look Mr. Prime minister, Sir--
我能按这个按钮吗？
can I press this button?"
首相就会说 能
And the Prime Minister will say, "Yes"
或者不能
or "No,"
看他的心情了
as the mood takes him.
这个理由有个破绽
Now, there is a flaw in this argument,
我能看出你们有几个人似乎也发现了
and I can see one or two of you seem to have spotted it.
要是首相不在呢？
What if the Prime Minister's out?
非常简单 非常易懂
Well, perfectly simple, perfectly straightforward,
他们就会问他美丽的夫人
they'd ask his lovely lady wife.
好了 我想现在
Now, I think at this point
我要把发言权交给你们
I'll throw the whole thing over to you.
要是你们担心民事防护的事
If you're at all worried about civil defense,
或者有什么问题或疑惑
if you've got any questions or problems,
我们很乐意尽力帮助你
we'd be only too pleased to try and help you.
要是有人有疑问
If you have any queries
我们很高兴尝试解答
I know we'd be delighted to attempt to deal with them.
哦 这边这位淘气包吧
Oh, this silly over here.
呃 讨论小组你们好
Um, hello, panel.
你好
Panel: Hello.
呃 如果可以的话 我想问个问题
Um, I'd like to ask a question if I might, please.
当然可以
By all means.
我们来这儿就是干这个的
Exactly what we're here for,
尽力回答任何的问题...
to try and answer any questions...
...会帮到这里的观众
...may help members of the audience here.
...问题 让大家了解...
...problems, familiarize...
...复杂的世界上的民防
...whole complex business of Civil Defense in the world.
别啊 接着说 别让我...
No, do go on. Don't let me--
你不提问没法接着说
Can't go on without your question.
我能开门见山吗？
Shall I fire straight ahead?
当然可以
By all means.
好吧 那就说了
Right. Here goes, then.
呃 在核浩劫之后
Um, following the nuclear holocaust--
请问公共服务何时才能恢复正常呢？
could you tell me when normal public services
would be resumed?
这是个好问题
Well, that's a very fair question.
我们当然也有所准备
We have got it in hand of course.
世界末日之后
Following Armageddon,
我们确实有必要在事件发生后的短时间内
we do have to have public services
让公共服务相当顺畅地运行起来
working fairly smoothly pretty soon after the event.
不过平心而论
Though I feel in all fairness,
我应该向你们所有人指出
I really ought to point out to all of you
它一定是只有最低的工作人数
that it must needs be something
in the nature of a skeleton service.
从实用的观点看 万一发生核打击
Now, what can we do from a practical point of view
我们能做什么呢？
in the event of a nuclear attack?
关于氢战争
Well, the first golden rule
要记住的第一条指导原则
to remember about hydrogen warfare
就是要离开即将遭受攻击的地区
is to be out of the area
where the attack is about to occur--
马上离开那片地区
get right out of that area
因为那是危险地带
'cause that's the danger area
炸弹要往那儿落呢
where the bombs are dropping.
马上离开 赶紧离开
Get right out of it--right out of it--
要是你出去了 你就没事了
if you're out of it, you're well out of it.
要是你没出去 你就出事了
If you're in it, you're really in it.
要是你在导弹爆炸时没能逃脱
If you are caught in it when a missile explodes,
看在上帝份上 别动
for goodness' sake, don't move.
站住咯千万别动
Stand absolutely stock still.
当然要是站在树下就算了
Not under a tree of course.
那可就极其危险了
That could be extremely dangerous.
那么 辐射呢？
Now, what about radiation?
我听到一声哽咽的叫喊
I hear a strangled cry.
这个嘛 关于辐射你有很多能做的
Well, there is a great deal you can do about radiation.
一听说这事
As soon as you hear about it,
你就一头扎进一个牛皮纸袋里
jump into a brown paper bag.
没有比牛皮纸效果更好的了
Nothing quite so good as brown paper.
把它往头上一套 然后...
You draw it on over your heads and...[muffled]
这就好了 你瞧 很有机动性
There you are, you see. You're very maneuverable.
你可以在你的牛皮纸袋里想干什么干什么
You can do anything you like inside your brown paper bag.
炸弹落下了
The bomb drops,
尘埃落定了
the dust settles,
一头扎进你的牛皮纸袋里
jump into your brown paper bag,
然后去找你当地的民防领导
and pop along to your local Civil Defense Leader.
然后他就会确切告诉你 你能去的地方
And he'll tell you exactly where you can go.
真正的阶级 Real Class
我想都到了这个关头了
I think at about this juncture,
最好是向你们中还没有发现的人指出
it would be wise to point out
to those of you who haven't noticed already--
虽然这已经足够明显了
and God knows it's apparent enough,
那就是乔纳森·米勒和我出身良好
That Jonathan Miller and myself come from good families
而且接受过公立学校的教育
and have had the benefits of a public school education.
然而另外两位演员
Whereas the other two members of the cast
却出身工人阶级 是一步步爬上来的
have worked their way up from working class origins.
但是乔纳森和我还是在演出中与他们合作
Yet, Jonathan and I are working together
with them in the show
平等相待
and treating them as equals.
而且
And, uh,
我想说这被证实对我俩来说
I'd like to say it's proven
是最有价值 最令人愉快且最刺激的经历了
to be a most worthwhile, enjoyable,
and stimulating experience for both of us.
你同意吧 乔纳森？
Wouldn't you agree, Jonathan?
是的 我对整件事印象最深
Yes, I'm most impressed with the whole thing.
非常好...
It's very good.
好吧
Well,
我想咱们确实是工人阶级
I suppose we are working class,
我想知道这些人里有多少意识到了
I wonder how many of these people have realized
乔纳森·米勒是个犹太人
that Jonathan Miller's a jew.
Hmm.
是啊 他是个犹太人 当然了
Yes, well, he is a jew of course,
但是是好点的那种
but one of the better sort.
相比犹太人 我更愿意做工人阶级
I'd rather be working class than be a jew.
天呐 是啊 就没有可比性对吧
Ha. Good lord, yes. There's no comparison, isn't it?
但是想想这种糟糕的情况
But just think of the awful situation
要是你既是工人阶级又是犹太人呢？
if you were working class and a jew.
总有不如你的
There's always somebody worse off than yourself.
实际上呢 我并不真是个犹太人
Well, in fact I'm not really a jew,
只是有点犹太
just jewish,
不是纯的 知道吧
not the whole hog, you see.
接下来 达德利·摩尔继续为自己钢琴伴奏
And now, Dudley Moore continues
小姐布里顿 Little Miss Britten
*英国作曲家本杰明·布里顿，著有《战争安魂曲》 这首歌就是模仿他与他的合作伙伴，男高音Peter Pears
to accompany himself on the pianoforte.
首先是一首英文歌曲
First in a setting of an English song.
这是首由本杰明·布里顿创作的歌曲
A setting by Benjamin Britten
古老的英国曲调《玛菲特小姐》
of the old English air, "Little Miss Muffet."
这首歌中提到的玛菲特小姐
The "Miss Muffet" referred to in this song
被认为与同名的英国昆虫学家有关
is believed to have been related to
the English entomologist of the same name.
玛菲特小姐
Little Miss Muffet
坐在土堆上
Sat on a tuffet
吃着凝乳
Eating her curds
吃着凝乳
Eating her curds
和乳清
and whey
来了一只大蜘蛛
There came a big spider
坐在她身旁
And sat down beside her
把玛菲特小姐吓
And frightened Miss Muffet
跑了 跑了 跑了
Away, away, away
跑了
Away
把玛菲特小姐吓
And frightened Miss Muffet
跑了呃呃呃呃呃呃呃
Away
接下来 达德利·摩尔继续他的演奏会
And now, Dudley Moore continues his recital
魏尔的歌 The Weill Song
演奏的是库尔特·魏尔 为贝尔托·布莱希特的《黑帮乔的歌谣》谱的曲
with a setting by Kurt Weill
of the "Ballad of Gangster Joe" by Berthold Brecht.
MEINE FOGEN GELEIBT VON DAS GLOGEN GERICHT ONDE
*无意义的伪德语，基本无法翻译
KRIG IST IN KONNICH ERWARHTET
OH...
UND FRAG NICH WARUM IMMER SPIELEN DESUNG ONDE
KRIG IST IN HIMMEL GERFAHRTET
ONDE KRIG IST IN HIMMEL GEFAHRTET
WELCHEN SELLEN WIR TOTEN?
LIEDER RANZ VON KRIK GESANG...
OOPLA
MEINE STRASSEFABRIQUE EINE GERUNST GERICHT UND DAS
KONNICH GEMEICHT VON FAGEN
噢 不要问为什么
OH DON'T ASK WHY
噢 不要问为什么
OH DON'T ASK WHY
MIT FEINE GESUNT IN DAS MORICHE FUNF UND SO
WAS EIN FRAGEN VOLKSWAGEN
UND SO WAS EIN FRAGEN VOLKSWAGEN
大众汽车
VOLKSWAGEN
哦 我的弗根是法庭和...
OH MEIN FOGEN IST GERICHTE UND KOMMEN IN DAS FLONT
还有歌德 是...
UND GOETHE IST WARE DOETHE ES WARE EIN GESUNG
我的舒恩特 我的鱼丸
MEIN SCHOENT, MEIN GEFILTE,
我的爱情 我的朋友
MEIN LIEBE, MEIN FREUND
和孟申·范·德律风根
UND MUNDCHEN VON TELEFUNKEN
*德律风根是德国的一家电器生产公司，彼时主打无线电设备
再会了戈里克狗
AUFWIEDERSEHEN GOLLICHE HUND
它是世上最美丽的
ES WAS DAS SCHONSTE AUF DER WELT
这个黑帮乔是何方神圣？
WAS IST DAS GANSTER JOE?
这个...
WAS IST DAS...
在老芝加哥？
IN ALT CHICAGO?
你骗了我 乔
DU HAST MICH BETROGEN JOE.
你没有心 乔
DU HAST KEIN HERZ JOE
祝你健康 乔
GESUNDHEIT JOE
*这句Gesundheit常用在别人打喷嚏时
OH
UND KOMMEN IN DAS FLONT
而且我怀的是个小女孩
UND MEINE IST EINE KLEINE
ES WARE EIN GESUNG
不
NEIN
不
NEIN
再见了 乔
GOODBYE JOE
再见了 乔
GOODBYE JOE
再见了 乔
GOODBYE JOE
一条腿太少 One Leg Too Few
呃 里格比小姐？
Uh, Miss Rigby?
斯黛拉 亲爱的？
Stella, my love?
能把下一位试镜的叫进来吗？
Would you send in the next auditioner, please?
我想是斯皮格特先生吧
Mr. Spiggott, I believe it is.
斯皮格特先生 请进吧
Mr. Spiggott, please?
斯皮格特先生吗？
Mr. Spiggott?
是的 名为斯皮格特 身也斯皮格特
Uh, yes--Spiggott by name, Spiggott by nature.
很好...
Wonderful. Uh...
非常感谢您 斯皮格特先生 我...
Thank you very much, Mr. Spiggott. I...
可能对...
Possibly be interested in...
该你抓人了
You're it.
我不抓人 斯皮格特先生
I'm not it Mr. Spiggott.
您似乎是忘了您来这儿的正经目的
You appear to have forgotten
the serious purpose of your visit.
要是您到这儿来 在椅子上歇会儿
If you'd come over here
and perch on the chair for a moment,
咱们就能...
We can...
谈谈了
Talk.
那么 斯皮格特先生
Now, Mr. Spiggott
您是不是要为人猿泰山的角色试镜
You are auditioning, are you not, for the part of Tarzan.
对
Right.
呃 斯皮格特先生
Now, uh, Mr. Spiggott,
我不能不注意到...
I couldn't help noticing...
几乎是一眼就发现
almost at once
您是个独腿人
that you are a one-legged person.
你注意到了哈
You noticed that.
我注意到了 斯皮格特先生
I noticed that, Mr. Spiggott.
要是您从事这行有我这么多年的话
When you've been in the business as long as I have...
就会近乎本能地注意到这些小事
You get to notice these little things almost instinctively.
那么 斯皮格特先生
Now, Mr. Spiggott,
您 一位独腿男人
you, a one-legged man,
要申请人猿泰山的角色
are applying for the part of Tarzan--
又对了
Right again.
一个传统上与两条腿的男人相联系的角色
A role that is traditionally associated with a two-legged man.
然而您 一位“只有右腿者”
And yet you, a unidexter,
- 要申请这个角色 - 对
- are applying for the role. - Right.
一个好像是 两条腿起步的角色
A role for which two legs
would seem to be the minimum requirement.
那么斯皮格特先生
Well, Mr. Spiggott,
需要我向您指出
need I point out to you
要得到这个角色
where your deficiency lies
您的缺点在哪儿吗？
as regards landing the role?
是的 我想你应该说的
Yes. I think you ought to.
需要我过多强调
Need I say with overmuch emphasis
您缺少的就是腿部吗？
that it is in the leg division that you are deficient.
腿部？
The leg division?
是腿部 斯皮格特先生
The leg division, Mr. Spiggott.
您的缺少量达一条之多
You are deficient in it to the tune of one.
您的右腿我是喜欢的
Your right leg I like.
我喜欢您的右腿
I like your right leg.
这条腿对这个角色来说很合适
It's a lovely leg for the role.
是条很适合角色的腿
A lovely leg for the role.
我找不到能与您的右腿分庭抗礼的了
I've got nothing against your right leg.
问题是 您也没找到
The trouble is--neither have you.
您失败在您的左边了
You fall down on your left.
你是说它胜任不了？
You mean it's inadequate?
它胜任不了 斯皮格特先生
It's inadequate, Mr. Spiggott.
它胜任不了 而且在我看来
It's inadequate. And to my point of view,
我认为英国民众还没准备好迎接
I don't think the British public is yet ready
一位独腿猿人在丛林里荡来荡去的景象
for the sight of a one-legged ape man
swinging through the jungly fronds.
然而呢 也别绝望
However, don't despair.
毕竟您还是比压根儿没有腿的男人强的
After all, you score over a man with no legs at all.
要是一个没腿的男人进来要这个角色
Should a legless man come in here demanding the role,
我就会毫不犹豫地说
I should have no hesitation in saying,
出去！快滚！
"Get out! Run away!"
所以还是有机会的?
So, there's still a chance?
还是有很大的机会的 斯皮格特先生
There is still a very good chance, Mr. Spiggott.
要是我们在接下来的18个月里
If we get no two-legged character actors
不让任何有两条腿的性格演员进来这儿
in here within the next 18 months,
是很有可能的
There is every chance,
很有可能您 一位只有右腿者
there is every chance that you, a unidexter,
会成为这家机构十有八九 会不定什么时候电话联系的人
Will be the very type of person
this particular agency will in all probability,
at some time or another,
be attempting to contact telephonically.
抱歉我不能说得再肯定些了
I'm sorry I can't be more definite,
您一定要理解
you must understand what with
数百万美元利益攸关
the millions of dollars at stake
加之涉及的种种困难
and all the difficulties involved,
我们承担不起任何的风险...
we can't afford to take any risks...
五号演播室访谈 Studio Five Interviews
本周 五号演播室迎来了三位杰出的访客
This week Studio 5 welcomes 3 distinguished visitors.
今晚我们很高兴请到了
We are very pleased to have with us this evening,
科学部部长
The Minister of Science.
请问部长
Now, Minister,
英国的空间探测器的设计规划是什么？
what plans are there for a British space probe?
实际上 我们有个秘密的空间探测器
Well, we have a british space probe up our sleeves, actually.
将会被女王陛下发射
It's going to be launched by Her Majesty, the Queen
她收到信号
who, at a given signal,
也就是被C.P.斯诺用肘碰了一下
which is a nudge from C.P. Snow,
*Charles Percy Snow，彼时英国的科学家
就会按下一个按钮 它会反弹一个无线电信号
will press a button which will then bounce a radio signal
到天空中的三个定点
off 3 fixed points in the heavens--
火星 金星
Mars, Venus,
还有上帝
and God.
您不觉得我们在这个重要领域落后于其他国家了吗？
You don't feel then that we're lagging
behind other countries in this vital field?
我不觉得 我一点也不觉得
I don't. I don't feel that at all.
我是说 还有哪个国家 能吹嘘自己有世界第二大的无线电望远镜啊？
I mean, what other country can boast
the second largest radio telescope in the world?
很快我们就会有第三大的
Soon we shall have the third largest.
甚至可能会有第四大的
Possibly even the fourth.
用的还都是同一套设备
And all with the same equipment.
是吗？真是了不起的成就
Is that? Wonderful achievement.
您认为宇宙中有生命吗？
Do you feel that there is life in space?
这我确实不知道
Well, I honestly don't know.
你了解那到底有什么用啊？
What on earth do you want to know that for?
多讨人厌的生物啊
They're awful creatures.
不 是生命
No. Life.
生命(life)啊？哦 对不起
Life? Oh, I'm sorry.
我以为你说的是虱子(lice)
I thought you said "lice."
呃...我不知道啊
Well, uh, I don't know.
那你得问首相了
You'll have to ask the Prime Minister about that.
他可能了解 我不知道
He may know. I don't.
最后 我想知道您能否解释一下
Finally, I wondered if you could explain
原子能是如何被用于和平目的的
how the atom can be harnessed for peaceful purposes.
可以 我能解释
Yes, I can explain that.
这完全取决于原子粒子内部的分子结构
It's all to do with the internal
molecular structure of the atomic particle.
原子粒子你熟吧？
You at all familiar with the atomic particle?
还没有熟悉到我应该达到的程度
Not as familiar as I should be, no.
它是由 你看啊
Well, uh, it's made up, you see--
原子粒子是由两个东西组成的
The atomic particle is made up of two things:
一个原子核 和一个电子
a nucleus and an electron.
明白吧 一个原子核和一个电子
You see that, a nucleus and an electron.
要是我的...我的...
Now, my ah...ah...
我的左手代表原子核
my left hand represents the nucleus
那我的右手当然代表电子了
and my right, of course, the electron.
那么在原子粒子内 你看啊
Now, inside the atomic particle, you see,
这俩 原子核和电子
these two, the nucleus and the electron
在互相绕着转 这你明白吧？
are going round one another. Do you see that?
它们在互相绕着转
They're going round one another.
它们在旋转 明白吧
They are revolving, you see.
它们在以极高的速度旋转
They're revolving at a tremendous rate--
极高的速度啊
a tremendous rate.
这就蕴含了大量可供利用的能量
There is a huge source of power here to be harnessed--
这就是我们英国科学部现在在做的事
and this is what we're doing in British Science today.
*绕大拇指twiddle one's thumbs，即游手好闲、无所事事
我们今晚很高兴请到了新任宫务大臣
We're extremely pleased to have with us this evening,
the newly appointed Lord Chamberlain.
那么 科波尔德勋爵
Now, Lord Cobbold
*Cameron Cobbold，英国银行家，时任宫务大臣
您对电影审查制度怎么看？
what are your feelings on censorship in the theater?
坦白讲
Well, frankly
我觉得有太多的色情和暴力
I think there's far too much sex and violence
打着娱乐旗号浑水摸鱼了
gets by in the name of entertainment.
我是说 我去看电影是为了散心解闷的
I mean, I go to the theater to be taken out of myself.
我可不想看什么性欲啦强奸啦乱伦啦鸡奸啦
I don't want to see lust and rape and incest and sodomy.
这些我在家就能来
I can get all that at home.
好吧 谢谢您了
Well, thank you.
我们今晚十分荣幸地请到了Akimoto Nobitsu先生
We are especially privileged to have
with us this evening, Mr. Akimoto Nobitsu,
也就是泛非联邦的领袖
the Pan-African Federal leader
他来此参加非洲制宪会议
who is over here for the African Constitutional Conference.
那么 Nobitsu先生
Now, Mr. Nobitsu,
您认为会议要达成什么目标才算圆满结束呢？
what hopes do you hold out for
a successful conclusion to the conference?
这场会议绝对算不上圆满结束
Well, there can be no hopes
for a successful conclusion to this conference,
除非基本人权得以被英国政府承认
until the fundamental rights of man
are realized by the British Government.
一人一票
One man, one vote.
这是上帝定下的法则 所有人都必须遵守
That is the law of God which all must obey,
包括上帝自己
Including god.
一人...
One man--
一人一票 这是必不可少的
One man, one vote. That is essential--
尤其是对给我投票的九百万黑傻子来说
especially for the 9 million black idiots who vote for me.
Nobitsu先生 您怎么看待对您的同僚
Mr. Nobitsu, how do you view the imprisonment
班达巴库先生的监禁呢？
of your colleague Mr. Bandabaku?
对班达巴库先生的监禁啊
Well, the imprisonment of Mr. Bandabaku
是极不道德令人作呕目无法纪骇人听闻卑鄙下流的行径
is a most immoral, disgusting, illegal, outrageous and despicable act.
而我支持 因为它...
And I'm in favor of it, as it...
它让我能接着煽动人们了
It lets me get on with a little bit of agitating on my own.
那么 您是否有意纵容...
Now, do you in any way condone--
您是否有意纵容您党的部分成员
Do you in any way condone the violent methods
为推动目标实现而采用暴力手段呢？
adopted by some members of your party to further their cause?
要说暴力手段 爱德华先生
Well, by violent methods, Mr. Edwards,
我就假设你指的是个别且零星的
I presume you are referring to
the isolated and sporadic outbreaks
血洗整个社区了
of entire communities being wiped out.
是的 我想说的确实是这个
Yes, I did have this in mind.
好的 那我只能说“刺和梁木”了
Yes, well, all I can say to that is "Mote and beam."
*出自马太福音中耶稣的登山宝训“为什么看见你弟兄眼中有刺， 却不想自己眼中有梁木呢”，旨在告诫人们在论断人前先审视自己
- 您说什么？ - 刺和梁木
- I beg your pardon. - "Mote and beam."
刺和梁木？
Mote and beam?
对 在你们开始瞎搞我们的梁木前 大不列颠
Yes, wipe out the mote from your own eye, Great Britain,
先把你们眼中的刺弄掉
before you start messing around with our beams.
到处 到处都是对黑人的歪曲丑化
Everywhere, everywhere the black man is misrepresented.
比如我最近去伦敦看这个
For example, recently I went in London
叫《时过境迁》的音乐剧
to see this play, "Fings Ain't Wot They Used T'be,"
戏里有个满台乱转无所事事的黑人
and in this play there was a black man
who was laying about all over the stage doing nothing,
暗指所有黑人都是游手好闲之徒
implying all black men are layabouts.
那想必Nobitsu先生
Well, surely, Mr. Nobitsu,
您也可以说这部戏
you might as well say the same play implies
暗指所有白人都是皮条客或者娼妓
that all white people are pimps or prostitutes.
是的 这评价才叫中肯 知道吧
Yes, well, that is fair comment, you see.
爱德华先生 这样不会有进步的
There can be no progress, Mr. Edwards,
除非你们英国人不再看不起我们非洲人
until you Englishmen stop looking down your noses at us Africans.
*字面意思即为用鼻孔看人
是的 我想我知道您什么意思
Yes, I think I see what you mean.
黑人白人都是人
Black equals white.
无代表不纳税
No taxation without representation.
黑人白人都是人
Black equals white.
Nobitsu先生 关于您我有个挺不解的事
Mr. Nobitsu, one thing rather puzzles me about you,
那就是您的头发相当直
and that is your hair is extremely straight,
而且您的肤色似乎也是白的
and your complexion seems to be white in color.
是的 说得很对
Yes, that is perfectly true.
我最近做了个手术把头发拉直了
I have recently undergone an operation to straighten my hair
还把我皮肤里沉着的色素都去除了
and also to remove the pigmentation from my skin.
这难道不与您的观念背道而驰吗？
Doesn't this rather fly in the face of your principles?
完全没有 我觉得这样才能最好地代表我的人民的利益
Not at all. I feel in this way
I can represent the interests of my people best
即站在白人自己的立场上向他们喊话
by speaking to the white man on his own ground.
而且此外 只有这样我才能获得宿处
And besides, it is the only way in which I can get lodgings.
Nobitsu先生 谢谢您
Mr. Nobitsu, thank you.
晚安
And good night.
呃 我想我们现在安全了
I, uh...I think we are safe now.
要是您愿意上楼找科波尔德勋爵和科学部部长
If you would like to go upstairs
and join Lord Cobbold and the Minister of Science,
那我肯定你们仨有不少可聊的
I'm sure you 3 must have a great deal to talk about.
怎么称呼？
Mr. Um...
Nobitsu
Nobitsu.
Nobitsu 是啊
Nobitsu. Yes.
是啊...
Yes...
我...
I, uh...
是啊
Yes.
我...
I, uh...
是啊
Yes. Ahem.
长椅闲谈 Sitting on the Bench
*on the bench也有出任法官的意思
是的没错
Yes, I am.
我本可以成为法官的
I could have been a judge,
可我从没学会拉丁语
but I never had the Latin.
从没学会当法官要求的拉丁语
I never had the Latin for the judging.
我会的不够考过严格的司法考试
I didn't have sufficient
to get through the rigorous judging exams.
司法考试相当严格
They're very rigorous, the judging exams.
它们的严格是出了名的
They're noted for their rigor.
参加考试的人颤颤巍巍走出来
People come staggering out
说 我老天 这考试也忒严格了
saying, "My God, what a rigorous exam!"
但我成功地当上了一名矿工
But I managed to become a miner instead.
一名煤矿工人
A coal miner.
成功考过了采矿考试
Managed to get through the mining exams.
它们就不太严格了
They're not very rigorous.
只会问你一个问题
They only ask you one question.
就是 你是谁？
They say, "Who are you?"
我得了75%的分 所以我...
And I got 75% on that, so I was...
觉得这扇大门向我敞开
made to feel persona grata.
当然了 这是个有趣的工作
Of course, it's interesting work
整天抓着一块块煤
grabbing hold of lumps of coal all day.
煤是个很有意思的东西 知道吗
Coal's a very interesting substance, you know.
它是以一种极不寻常的方式产生的
It was created in a most unusual way,
因为上帝可不是光动动嘴皮说
'cause god didn't just say,
“来点儿煤吧”
"Let's have some coal,"
就像他对其他好东西做的那样
like he did with most of the other amenities.
他是以一种更间接更有趣的方式做的
He went about it a more roundabout and interesting way--
为了让世界对我们所有人来说再有趣点儿
to make the world a bit more interesting for us all.
他把所有树都吹倒了
He blew all the trees down.
他就这么干的 他弄了一阵大风把它们都吹倒了
He did--he got a good wind going and blew them all down
然后他非常缓慢地
and then very gradually
用了三百万年的时间
over a period of 3 million years,
把它们变成了煤
he changed them into coal
这样就不会被路过的凡人轻易发现
so it wasn't noticeable to the average passerby.
而这完全是他对天地万物的完美长期计划的一部分
And this was all part of his wonderful
long-term scheme of things,
是他对宇宙的完美总体计划的一部分
part of his wonderful overall plan for the universe.
当然 那时人们很大程度上并不这样想
Of course, at the time, people didn't quite see it like that.
比方说 正站在树底下的人
People who were standing under the trees, for example.
他们...
They...
他们就没抓住重点
They rather missed the point.
他们不仅没喊
And instead of shouting out,
好耶！三百万年后就有煤了！
"Hurrah, coal in 3 million years' time,"
还倾向于叫唤像是
they tended to exclaim more along the lines of,
哎呀 砸我们的树
"Oh, dear, trees falling on us."
这是我们最不想要的东西了
"that's the last thing we want."
*字面意思为“这是我们最后想要的东西”
当然对他们绝大多数人来说
And of course, for most of them
这就是他们最后得到的东西了
It's the last thing they got.
他们的祈祷间接得到了回应
Their prayers were answered in a roundabout way,
因为总是有求必有应的
'cause if you ask, you're always given it.
但煤确实是个很有意思的东西
But it is an interesting substance,
是个完美的打交道的对象
and it's a wonderful substance to work with, coal.
我写了一本讲我在矿井下的经历的书
I've written a book about my experiences down the mine,
写了一本基于我在矿井下的经历的书
written a book based on the experiences I've had down the mine.
叫作《我在矿井下的经历》
It's called "My Experiences down the Mine."
这是个很精彩的故事
It's a wonderful story.
这个故事讲的是一个到矿井下的男人
It's the story of a man who goes down the mine
然后他看见一块煤 离他很近
and he sees a lump of coal quite near him.
“啊哈！”他说
"Aha!" he says.
“我找的就是这个”
"the very thing I'm looking for."
然后他弯下腰
And he bends down
把它捡了起来
and picks it up.
然后他把它抬到他的腹部那么高
And he lifts it up to about his stomach level
然后他把它丢进了一辆矿车
and then he shoves it away into a trolley.
然后矿车便滑进了一条黑暗的长隧道
And the trolley wheels away down a long dark tunnel.
然后他就再没见过它了
and he never sees it again.
故事就是这样
That's the story.
很短
It's very short,
但是极其无聊
but it is extremely boring.
我...
I...
我把它拿给一个出版人看
I took it along to a publisher
他也同意我的看法 他说...
and he agreed with me. He said...
说 这个故事极其无聊
said, "This story is extremely boring.
这是全宇宙史上
"This is the most boring story
前所未有的
"that has ever been written
最无聊的故事了
in the whole history of the universe,"
而且他还不是那种习惯用最高级的人
And he's not a man who's given to superlatives.
他说 他说 它主要的问题
He said--he said the main trouble with it
就是全是问题
is everything.
而且最重要的是
And most of all,
它缺乏色情元素
it lacks the sex element--
在这个我们所有人头上都笼罩着氢弹的乌云的乱世中
so vital in these troubled times when over us all
色情元素是如此必不可少
hangs the black shadow of the hydrogen bomb.
所以我把小说重写了
So, I've rewritten it now
加入了一点色情元素到里面
to put in a bit of the sex element into the novel--
加进了《矿井下的经历》
into "Experiences down the Mine."
我往里面加了些色情元素
I've put in some sex elements into it.
还是一样的故事 但是...
It's the same story, but...
用三个裸女让它变得热闹了点儿
it's livened up a bit by 3 nude women--
贝丽尔...
Beryl,
贝丽尔 丝黛拉和玛格丽特
Beryl, Stella, and Margaret,
三位裸体女士到矿井下
3 nude ladies who've come down the mine
去跳舞
for a bit of a dance.
其他的都原封不动
And I've left everything the same,
我只往里面加了几段新内容
I've just put in a few new paragraphs
写的都是
Saying things like,
“与此同时，裸体女士们继续跳个不停”
"Meanwhile, the nude ladies continued to dance about."
这对这本书产生了奇效
It's done wonders for the book.
现在简直让我手不释卷 这是个...
I can scarcely put it down now. It's a...
很精彩的故事
Wonderful story.
当然 当作家的好处就是
Of course, that's the wonderful thing about being an author--
你想加多少裸女就能加多少
you can put as many nude women in as you'd like.
我的下一本书叫作
My next book is called
《百万裸女》
"A Million Nude Women."
是个挖矿故事
It's a mining story.
讲的是...
It's a--
故事讲的是有一百万个裸女
It's a story of a million nude women--
她们在沙漠里四处游荡
who are wandering about in the desert
想找个能坐下的地方
looking for somewhere to sit down.
她们...
And they--
她们游荡了许多年
And they wander about for many a year.
直到有一天 裸女们的首领
Till one day, the leader of the nude women,
贝丽尔·贾维斯...
Beryl Jarvis...
看到了一座废弃的矿井
Sees a dis-used mine.
“快来呀，姐妹们！”她喊道
"C'mon, girls," she shouts.
她得用喊的是因为最后面的人在六英里开外呢
She has to shout 'cause the last ones are about 6 miles back.
“快来呀，姐妹们！”
"C'mon, girls!
“终于找到了一座废弃的矿井”
"Here's a dis-used mine at last.
“咱们都冲进去...
"Let's all rush down it--
跳个不停吧”
and dance about."
然后
And...
所有裸体的女士都跟着贝丽尔·贾维斯
All the nude ladies rushed down the mine
冲进了矿井
after Beryl Jarvis
然后...
and...
然后开始跳个不停
And begin to dance about.
这是挖矿历史上空前绝后的一幕
It's a scene unparalleled in mining history.
然后...
And...
她们跳啊跳 一连好几天
They dance and they dance for days on end
直到突然...
till suddenly...
一位弱不禁风的
A very frail nude lady
叫作丝黛拉·惠廷顿的裸体女士
by the name of Stella Whittington,
精疲力竭 倒在了地上
falls exhausted to the floor
还伴随着一声“啊啊啊啊！”
with a shout of "Aagh!"
“这太过火了”
"This is too much."
裸体的女士们认识到了她们行为的愚蠢
And the nude ladies, see the folly of their ways
于是原路返回
and retrace their steps
穿过沙漠去与她们的丈夫们重聚
over the desert to rejoin their husbands,
他们一直在沙漠边缘坐着
who've been sitting on the edge of the desert
喝着酒呢
having a drink.
*警告 请调小音量
这是个很精彩的故事
It is a wonderful story.
可以拍成一部很精彩的电影
It would make a wonderful film.
啊！
AAGH!
你有没有发现我会毫无缘由地
Did you notice for no apparent reason
突然大叫“啊！”
very suddenly I went AAGH?
这是我在矿井下染上的毛病
It's an impediment I got from being down the mine--
啊！有一天我在黑暗中走着
AAGH! Cause one day I was walking along in the dark--
啊！我看见一匹拉煤小马的死尸
AAGH! I saw the body of a dead pit pony.
啊！我吃惊地大叫道
AAGH! I went in surprise.
自那以后 我就会无意识地叫“啊！”
Ever since then I've been going AAGH! unexpectedly.
而这就是我当不成法官的另一个原因了
And that's another reason why I couldn't be a judge.
它...
It uh...
它会毁了法庭的庄严气氛的
It destroys the dignity of the court, you see.
一个瞎叫唤的法官可...
A whooping judge is not...
不怎么受欢迎
very much welcome.
但我还是希望我能进入法官圈
But I wish I could have got into judging circles,
因为当矿工的问题就是
'cause the trouble with being a miner,
一旦你变得太老 或是累了难受了
as soon as you're too old and tired and ill
或是病了傻了 没法做好你的工作了
and sick and stupid to do your job properly,
你就得卷铺盖走人了
you have to go.
但是当法官就完全相反了
But the very opposite applies with the judges.
所以总之 我更愿意当法官
So all in all I would rather have been a judge
不愿当矿工
than a miner,
因为我一直很向往那华冠丽服
'cause I've always been after the trappings of great luxury.
我一直都很迷恋它们
I've always fancied them.
可我得到的只有褴褛的衣衫
Yet I've got hold of the trappings of great poverty.
我得到了错误的一堆服饰
I've got hold of the wrong load of trappings--
还是非常劣质的服饰
and a rotten load of old trappings they are.
只有面包 Bread Alone
*出自圣经马太福音4:4 “人活着，不是单靠食物，乃是靠神口里所出的一切话。”
咱们到了
Here we are. Yeah.
不错 不错
Jolly good, jolly good.
Ah ha ha ha, ahh.
Ay, ay, ay.
Ahhh, ahh.
除非我大错特错
Well, unless I'm very much mistaken,
否则那里就是有个酒吧
there's the bar.
是啊 一间美妙的作家酒吧
Ah, a magic words bar.
是啊 美妙的作家酒吧
Yeah, the magic words bar.
你们要来作家酒吧喝点什么吗？
You're going to have some in the words bar?
是啊是啊...
Yeah, ahh.
喝点儿不含酒精的？
Something not alcoholic?
我可不是酒鬼
I'm not an alcoholic.
是啊...
Yeah.
Ahhh.
很好
Very well.
那么...
Well...
你们来点儿什么？
What are you going to have?
麻烦来一大杯威士忌
Large whiskey, please.
听着 我要杯烈点儿的白兰地
Tell you what, I'll have a double brandy.
烈点儿的白兰地
Double brandy.
- 金汤力 - 金汤力
- Gin and tonic. - Gin and tonic.
- 拉格啤酒 - 拉格啤酒
- Lager. - Lager.
- 这回我请 我请客 - 这次我请了
- I'll do this. I'll get it. - I'll get this one.
不成 酒钱我付 酒钱我付 酒钱我付
No, drinks are on me. Drinks on me. Drinks on me.
我身上一分钱也没有
I've got nothing on me at all.
他们收就餐券吗？
Do they take luncheon vouchers?
- 你带着呢？ - 没
- Have you got one? - No.
他们这儿从来不收 除非你真带了
Ah, well, they never take them here
unless you've actually got them.
他们这点上很固执的
They're sticky about that.
咱们为什么不过去坐下
Tell you what, ah, why don't we
吃点儿午饭呢？
go and sit down and have a spot of lunch?
- 好啊 - 咱们走吧？
- Yes. - Shall we make a move?
- 走着 - 那好吧
- Move. - Yes, all right then.
很好
Jolly good.
你想坐哪儿？
Where do you want to sit?
你坐这儿行吗？
Is that all right for you?
我坐这儿就行
It's all right for me.
你坐那儿行吗？
Is that all right for you?
我没意见
It's fine with me.
咱们干嘛不他妈坐下呢？
Why the bloody hell don't we...
- 咱们叫个服务员来吧 -对
- Let's get hold of a waiter, shall we? - Yes.
服务员？服务员？
All: Waiter? Waiter?
服务员？服务员？
Waiter? Waiter?
我找着了 我找着一个
I've got one. I've got one here.
我叫来了 我叫来一个了
I got one! I got one here.
啊哈哈哈哈哈
All: Aaahhhhhhh.
咱们点什么呢？
All: What are we going to have? Hmm.
好吧...
Yes...
Um...
我想跟你点一样的
I'm going to have the same as you, I think.
- 跟我一样 - 对
- Same as me. - Yes.
你个死鬼
You devil.
- Ha ha. - Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
老天 你们看见这个没有？
Good god, have you seen that?
- 什么啊？ - 啥？
- What's that? - What?
好家伙
Good heavens.
- 这岂不妙极？ - 什么东西？
- Isn't that fantastic? - What's that?
十岁以下的小孩儿 十二先令六便士
Children under 10, 12 and 6.
嗯哼
Mm-hmm.
太便宜了
That's very cheap.
确实 太便宜了
Really, It's very cheap.
估计是进口的
I think they're probably imported.
是啊
Yeah.
我觉得大概是冷冻的
Probably frozen I should think.
I should think.
- 或者是外国的 - 是的
- Or foreign. - Yes.
不是外国的就是冷冻的
Foreign or frozen.
这个价你买不到本地小孩儿的
You wouldn't get local children at that price.
我想知道他们怎么做处理呢
I wonder how they prepare them.
不处理吧
I shouldn't think they do.
应该是突然打晕他们
I should think they spring it on them.
是啊
Yeah.
我就受(生)不了小孩儿
I can't bear children myself.
- 不出意料 - 是啊
- That's hardly surprising. - Yeah.
好 那我就不点小孩儿
Yes, I think I'll steer clear of children
跟着你点了 巴菲
and follow your example, Buffy.
这些恶心东西你熟
You know your way around this sort of muck.
行 那好吧
Yes, all right.
你要点什么？
What are you going to have?
说实在 我现在定不下来呢
Well, I honestly can't decide now.
- 不奇怪 - 确实确实
- It is typical. - It is, it is.
我跟着你点吧 斯奎夫 要是你不介意的话
Uh, look, I'll follow you, Squiff, if you don't mind.
哦 没问题
Oh, right you are.
其实我已经想好了
Well, I have decided actually.
你点什么 我就点什么
I'm gonna have what you settle for, I think.
啊那就简单了
Oh, good. Well, that's very easy then.
那就要四份一样的了
That's 4 of the same.
噢 这混蛋服务员走了
Oh, the bloody waiter's gone.
服务员走了？
The waiter's gone?
对 去叫他吧
Yeah. Go fetch him.
我去把他叫来 服务员走了
I'll go fetch him. Waiter's gone.
我去叫他 我去叫他
I'll get him. I'll get him.
混蛋服务员去哪儿了？
Where's the bloody waiter gone?
- 我可没要... - 他又去哪儿了？
- I didn't ask... - Where've he gone?
我们进来这家高级餐厅
Come in here, this expensive restaurant,
- 什么？ - 他去哪儿啊？
- What? - Where's he gone?
结果这混蛋服务员走了
and the bloody waiter's gone.
他去叫服务员了
He's gone to get the waiter.
去叫服务员
Go and get a waiter.
不 我叫了 不怪我
No, I had, not my fault.
快请坐 Take A Pew
《创世纪》
29th verse
第十四章
of the 14th chapter
第二十九节
of the book of Genesis,
但是我哥哥以扫浑身是有毛的
"But my brother Esau is an hairy man,
*创世纪27:11，前面所说的位置是错的
我身上是光滑的
but I am a smooth man."--
但是我哥哥以扫浑身是有毛的
"but my brother Esau is an hairy man,
我却
but I--
我却
but I...
身上是光滑的
am a smooth man."
也许我能解读一下
Perhaps I can paraphrase that,
表达同样的道理 但用的是不同的方法——
say the same thing, but in a different way
向你引述伟大的旧约先知以斯拉的一些话
by quoting you some words
from that grand old testament prophet, Ezra,
以斯拉记 4...
Ezra, 4...
*这句应是“我们谨奏王知，这城若再建造，城墙完毕，河西之地王就无分了”
16
16.
他问我说 你看见什么？
He said unto me, what seest thou
*撒迦利亚书5:22，回答应是“我看见一飞行的书卷，长二十肘，宽十肘。”
我说
And I said, lo
我看见比拜的子孙
I see the children of Bebai
*尼希米记7:16，应该是六百二十八名
六百七十三名
Numbering six hundred and seventy-three,
押甲的子孙
And I see the children of Azgad
*尼希米记7:17，应该是二千三百二十二名
一千四百七十四名
Numbering one thousand, four hundred and seventy-four.
我看见比拜的子孙
I see the children of Bebai
六百七十三名
Numbering six hundred and seventy-three,
押甲的子孙
And I see the children of Azgad
一千四百...
Numbering one thousand, four hundred
七十四名
and seventy-four.
有时候
There come times
我们每个人的生命中都有
in the lives of each and every one of us
离群索居
when we turn aside from our fellows
and seek the solitude,
寻求自己炉边的宁静的时候
the tranquility of our own fireside.
我们坐下休息 对吧？
We put up our feet, don't we?
我们穿上拖鞋
We put on our slippers,
坐下来
we sit
凝视炉火
and we stare into the fire.
我想知道在这样的时候
I wonder at such times
你们的思绪是否与我一样
whether your thoughts turn, as mine do,
想起了我刚刚给你们读的那些话
to those words I've just read you now.
它们是很特别的话语
They're very unique words,
是很特殊的话语
they've very special words,
因为这些话真切表现了
because these are words
that express as so very words do
每个现代人心中都有的缺乏感
that sense of lack
which lies at the very heart of modern existence.
那种 那种...
That--that...
“我也不太清楚是什么
"I don't quite know what it is
反正我没从生命中得到所有我应得的东西”
"but I'm not getting everything out of life
that I should be getting"
类似这种感觉
sort of feeling.
因为
Because
这些话语的含义不止于此
there are more than this, you know, these words.
要多得多得多
They are much, much, much more.
因为它们毫无疑问是
Because they are in a very real sense
对今晚这里的每一个人的质疑
a challenge to each and every one of us here tonight.
这质疑是什么呢？
What is that challenge?
前几天晚上
The other evening,
我正漫步走过皮卡迪利广场
I was strolling through Piccadilly Circus
*六七十年代时皮卡迪利广场常常聚集着妓女、同性恋、毒贩
我的视线
when my eye was caught
被一位年轻貌美的女士吸引了
by a rather personable young lady
她正坐在一张长椅上
who was sitting there on a bench.
当我路过时 她朝我喊
As I walked by, she called out to me,
她说
and she said,
牧师啊
"Hey, padre,
你有空吗？
have you got the time?"
我有空
I had the time.
于是我停下来
And I stopped
告诉了她
and told it to her.
她似乎很想要聊天
And she seemed most anxious to chat.
所以我就坐到了她旁边
So I sat down beside her on the bench.
在交谈的过程中
In the course of conversation
我把手放在了她的大腿上
I laid my hand upon her knee.
她立马说
And, suddenly, she said,
牧师啊...
"Hey, padre...
耍什么小把戏呢？
what's the little game?"
牧师啊...
"Hey, padre...
耍什么小把戏呢？
What's the little game?"
我很感激那位年轻的女士
I was very grateful to that young lady,
因为呢
because, you see
她让我想起了这个
she put me in mind of the kind of question
我应该问今晚这里的你们的问题——
I felt I ought to be asking you here tonight.
耍什么小把戏呢？
What's the little game?
这整个生动的令人兴奋的
What is this whole vivid exciting little game
我们称之为人生的小把戏
它的意义是什么呢？
that we call life about?
很多年以前
Very many years ago
当时我...
when I was...
当时我跟你们中的有些人一样大
I was about as old as some of you are now,
我跟一位挚友去苏格兰爬山
I went mountain climbing in Scotland
with a very dear friend of mine.
那有座山 知道吧
There was this mountain, you see,
我们打算登上它
and we decided to climb it.
所以 有天早上
So, very early one morning
我们早早就起床 开始爬山
we arose and we began to climb.
一爬就是一白天
All day we climbed.
爬啊爬啊爬
Up and up and up.
越来越高越来越高
Higher and higher and higher.
直到身下的山谷变得十分渺小
Till the valley lay very small below us.
夜晚的雾气开始降临
the mist of the evening began to come down,
太阳也落下了
and the sun to set.
当我们到达山顶时
And when we reached the summit
我们坐下欣赏这日落西山的绝妙景色
we sat down to watch this tremendous sight
of the sun going down behind the mountains.
就在我们欣赏时
And as we watched,
我的朋友
my friend
非常突然
very suddenly
也非常剧烈地
and violently
吐了
vomited.
有些人认为人生跟这有点像
Some of us think Life's a bit like that.
但其实不然
But it isn't, you know.
人生...
Life--
人生啊 它...
Life, well, it's--
它更像是打开一罐沙丁鱼
it's rather like opening a tin a sardines.
我们所有人都在找开罐头的钥匙
We're all of us looking for the key.
有些人...
Some of us--
有些人以为我们找到了钥匙 对吧？
Some of us think we've found the key, don't we?
我们以为我们找到了钥匙
Oh, we think we've found the key.
我们把人生的沙丁鱼罐头的盖子卷起
We roll back the lid of the sardine tin of Life,
我们把沙丁鱼露了出来
we reveal the sardines, the--
也就是人生中的财富
the riches of life therein.
我们把它们弄出来 好好享受
We get them out, we enjoy them.
但要知道...
But you know,
角落里总是有点儿你弄不出来的
there's always a little bit in the corner that you can't get out.
我想知道...
I wonder--
你人生的角落里是不是也有点儿呢？
is there a little bit in the corner of your life?
我知道我的是有的
I know there is in mine.
那么我现在结个尾吧
So now I draw to a close
我们准备踏入俗世
We prepare to go out into the world,
我想要你们在困苦悲伤绝望沮丧
I want you in times of trouble and sorrow
and hopelessness and despair
被现代生活的喧闹所围绕时
amid the hurly-burly of modern life,
如果你曾禁不住要说
if ever you're tempted to say,
噢
"Oh,
拉倒吧不干了
stuff this for a lark..."
我想要你们在那时记起
I want you then to remember,
能够慰藉你的
for comfort,
我今晚对你说的第一条圣经经文
the words of my first text to you tonight...
但是我哥哥以扫浑身是有毛的
"But my brother Esau is an hairy man,
我身上是光滑的
but I am a smooth man."
所以你喜欢这样的 So That's The Way You Like It
我们现在正遭受着这种时代
Sustain we now description of a time
*戏仿《亨利五世》第四幕开头的致辞
此时微不足道的肉欲与狂妄的暴政
When petty lust and overweening tyranny
伤害着全国的平民
Offend the ruck of state.
因此我们现在飞翔 就如太阳神与美丽的昴宿三常做的
Thus fly we now, as oft with Phoebus did
飞向着壮丽的的法兰德斯皇宫
Fair Asterope unto proud Flanders court.
那里尚武的沃里克伯爵
Where is the warlike Warwick
就像长赫克托额头上的痣
Like to the mole that sat on Hector's brow,
为了英格兰出发 也为了战争！
Fairset for England, and for war!
因此 欢迎你们来到我们的宫殿
And so, we bid you welcome to our court,
好皇兄奥本尼
Fair cousin Albany
还有你 我们最亲爱的艾塞克斯
and you, our sweetest Essex.
抓住我的手臂
Take this my hand,
还有你 好艾塞克斯 抓住这只
and you fair Essex, this,
有了这誓约
And with this bond we'll cry anon
我们将很快向敌人喊出“伦敦的杰克·考克”
And shout Jack Cock of London to the foe.
伦敦的杰克·考克
Jack Cock of London.
靠近你的耳朵
Approach your ears
自然地让你的良知屈从于我的杰作
and kindly bend your conscience to my piece,
我们强健的侦察员们给我带来了这重大消息
Our ruddy scouts to me this hefty news have brought:
邪恶的英国人等待着我们的计划中聪明才智
The naughty English, expecting now some pregnance in our plan,
带着什么崇高的目的
Have with some haughty purpose
让伊奥利亚转向他们的航行战功
Bent Aeolis unto the service of their sail.
所以即便现在 当我们朝着反叛的琵琶大摇大摆走去时
So even now while we to the wanton lute do strut
野兽般的的波林布鲁克(亨利四世) 完全醉心于某种反复无常的细节
Is brutish Bolingbroke bent fair upon
some fickle circumstance.
某种反复无常的细节
All: Some fickle circumstance.
艾塞克斯 汝去前往葛罗斯特
Get thee to Gloucester, Essex.
埃克赛特 汝去威塞克斯
Do thee to Wessex, Exeter.
好奥本尼去萨默塞特 一定要拉长他的战线
Fair Albany to Somerset must eke his route.
还有史克鲁普 你去威斯特摩兰
And Scroup, do you to Westmoreland,
那里英勇的约克公爵现在上路前往了兰卡斯特
where shall bold York
Enrouted now for Lancaster.
带着我们的拉特兰舅舅的兵力
with forces of our uncle Rutland,
*约克公爵的次子
命令他的军旗与亲爱的诺福克的军队会合
Enjoin his standard with sweet Norfolk's host.
好萨塞克斯
Fair Sussex.
这儿呢
Yeah.
汝去沃里克斯伯恩
Get thee to Warwicksbourne.
在那里带着令人皱眉的决心
And there, with frowning purpose,
把我们的计划告诉贝德福德公爵倾斜的耳朵
tell our plan to Bedford's tilted ear,
*亨利四世之子
他将会以最无情的速度征兵
that he shall press
With most insensate speed
并把他军队的气力加入到英勇的多塞特一方
And join his warlike effort to bold Dorset's side.
我 将极有王者风范地 去睡觉
I most royally shall now to bed,
去用睡眠消除我刚刚说的这些胡言乱语
To sleep off all the nonsense I've just said.
都搞乱了吗 呕吐先生？
Is it botched up then, Master Puke?
是啊 千真万确 亲爱的鼻涕先生
Aye, marry and is, good Master Snot.
噢
Oh.
据说我们的主人 公爵大人
'Tis said our Master, the Duke,
要对他的儿子 也就是对国王图谋不轨
hath contrived some naughtiness against his son, the King.
哦
Oh.
是啊 这让...
Aye, and it doth...
这让我们的狂欢成了泡影
It doth confound our merrymaking.
- 啊 - 噢！
- Argh. - Ow!
哦吼吼
Oh ho ho!
你觉得呢 呕吐先生？
What say you, Master Puke?
我支持兰开斯特(亨利四世)
I am for Lancaster,
也就是说 为了好的鞋子皮料
and that's to say for good shoe leather.
啊哈
Aha!
说说吧 亲爱的呕吐先生
Come speak, good Master Puke,
抑或皮料已将汝之口舌封上？
or hath the leather blocked up thy tongue?
哇哈哈
Ah ha ha!
那汝干嘛冲着汝之上佳鞋带干活呢 亲爱的硬渣？
Oh, why then go trippingly upon thy good laces, good Grit?
皮鞋带...
Art leather laces--
皮鞋带就是你解开的东西吗？
Art leather laces thy undoing?
噢
Oh!
他们今天要解开不少好靴子呢
They shall undo many a fair boot this day.
啊！
Ahh!
走吧 参加宫廷宴会去吧
All: Come, let's to our royal revel
去用我们歌声蛊惑我们的王
and with our song enchant our King.
[singing gibberish]
哦死亡藏身我裹尸布中
Oh, Death, his face my shroud hath hid
忘川浸我可怜爱人魂灵
And Lethe drowned my poor love's soul
轻舟快船逃往冥王国度
So flee we now to Pluto's realm
于他怀中我将年华老去
And in his arms shall I grow old.
智慧箴言常隐于弄臣之口
Wise words in mouths of fools do oft themselves belie.
好弄臣 艾塞克斯会成功吗？
Good fool--shall Essex prosper?
是啊 成功
Aye, prosper.
你是说 成功吗 弄臣？
Say you--prosper, fool?
是啊 成功
Aye, prosper.
善 那我就认为他会成功
Merry then, methinks will prosper.
谈及成功 我们是否
In saying prosper do we say
要快刀斩掉我们的心中禁锢的
to cut the knot which crafty nature
巧妙感情的乱麻
hath within our bowels locked up.
且慢
But soft
来者何人？
and who comes here?
天呐大人！
Oh, good, my Lord!
拔去您耳朵的塞子
Unstop your ear and yet
再准备把眼泪献给我的经历
Prepare to hear the optic tear to my experience,
只有像我带来的这样的消息
Such news I bring as only can crack ope
才能砸开您灵魂的珍宝盒
The casket of your soul.
距此不足六英里
Not six miles hence
长着一棵橡树
There grows an oak whose knotty thews
它孕育于树木丛生的林地的多节肌肉
Engendered in the bosky wood doth raise itself
将自己向着至日的太阳提升到厚颜无耻的高度
Most impudent towards the solstice sun--
所以报告着那里就有死亡而迹象也将消逝
So saying did there die and dying so did say.
天呐
Oh, god.
此事十分严重
This was most gravely underta'en.
艾塞克斯已做严肃应答
And underta'en hath Essex gravely answered it.
既然如此 吾等将集结军队
Why then we'll muster
前往战斗进行之场地
and to the field of battle go.
向他们展示吾等英国人之力量
And unto them our english sinews show!
那么就大大方方地接受这场战斗
Why then was this encounter nobly entertained
因此 我们现在这场决斗将用刀剑进行
And so by steel shall this our contest now be buckled up.
来吧先生 动手吧
Come, sir. Let's to it.
动手吧
Let's to it.
好剑啊 汝将刺入他身 将他开膛破肚
Good steel, thou shalt thyself in himself thyself embowel.
哈！哈！
Ha! Ha!
一击了
A hit.
不先生 没击中
No, sir, no hit, a miss!
来吧先生 你与我面对面太愚蠢了
Come, sir, art foppish i' the mouth.
比起剑术上的蠢人更像言谈上的蠢人
Art more fop in the mouth than fop in the steel.
*in the mouth有面对面的意思
哈！哈！啊哈！
Ha ha! Aha!
喔
Whoa.
哦天呐
Oh, God!
好皇兄
fair cousin,
汝背叛了我
thou hast done me wrong.
现在利剑插进了
Now is steel
肠子与膀胱之间
twixt gut and bladder interposed.
噢 厚颜无耻的(开黄腔的)乌斯特伯爵
Oh, saucy Worcester,
你就一动不动地躺着了吗？
dost thou lie so still?
[falsetto singing]
如今死亡收走了她的什一税
Now hath mortality her tithe collected.
奥本尼国王的尸首也交托给了蛆虫
and sovereign Albany to the worms his course committed.
但我们不需落泪
Yet weep we not;
这荒谬生命转瞬即逝
this fustian life is short,
让我们前往庞蒂弗拉克特城堡
Let's on to Pontefract
使我们的朝廷名正言顺
to sanctify our court
末日将至
世界末日 The End of the World
你说的这个末日会是什么样的 埃梅教友？
How will it be this end
of which you have spoken, Brother Enim?
是啊 会是什么样的呢？
Both: Aye. How will it be?
这个嘛 它似乎会是这样的
Well, it will be as 'twere
天空裂开一道大口子
a mighty rending in the sky, you see.
群山会下沉
And the mountains shall sink
山谷将上升
and the valleys shall rise
我想由此还会产生巨大的混乱
and great will be the tumult thereof, I should imagine.
殿里的幔子会裂为两半吗？
Will the vale of the temple be rent in twain?
*出自马太福音27:51，是耶稣气绝后出现的异象
希望如此 我挺期待的
I hope so. I'm looking forward to that.
会有强风吗？
Will there be a mighty wind?
当然会有一阵强风
Certainly there will be a mighty wind,
要是上帝的话靠得住的话
if the word of God is anything to go by.
那这阵风会强到把山峰都吹倒吗？
And will this wind be so mighty
as to lay low the mountains of the earth?
不 它是不会强到那种地步的
No. It will not be quite as mighty as that.
这也是为什么咱们爬到了山顶上
That is why we've come up on the mountain,
你个蠢货
you stupid nit.
就是为了免受它的侵害
To be safe from it.
好吧 那它什么时候来临呢？
All right then--when will it be?
是啊 什么时候？
Aye. When?
大约30秒后
In about thirty seconds' time,
据古金字塔的卷轴所说是这样的
according to the ancient pyramidic scrolls.
咱们最好镇定下来
We better compose ourselves.
真是个好主意
What a wonderful idea.
15秒
Fifteen seconds.
嘿 你带野餐篮了吗？
Here, have you got the picnic basket?
带了
Yes.
5
Five,
4
four,
3
three,
2
two,
1
one,
0
zero.
末日已至
All: Now is the end,
毁灭世界吧！
Perish the world!
说的是格林威治时间对吧？
It was G.M.T., wasn't it?
这算不上是我们一直期待的大火灾啊
Well, it's not quite the conflagration we'd been banking on.
没关系 伙计们
Never mind, lads.
明天同一时间再来
same time tomorrow,
咱们非得有一天赢了不可
we must get a winner one day.
胡翻乱译 : 老四插千